Showing posts with label Kid Rock. Show all posts
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Mar 14, 2025

Newly Discovered STI Named After Kid Rock

The medical community is buzzing, though perhaps with a slight shudder, following the announcement of a newly identified sexually transmitted infection. 

Researchers at the Detroit Center for Infectious Disease Control have officially named the affliction "Bawitdarrhea,” after a hit song by the American singer-songwriter, Kid Rock. While details remain scarce and the research is still in its first steps, Dr. Sheila Evergreen, the lead researcher on the project, offered a brief statement. 


"The unusual and, frankly, kind of funny nature of this STI's transmission and symptoms led us to consider a namesake that embodied a similar level of… complexity," Dr. Evergreen stated, pausing before continuing. "After much deliberation, 'Bawitdarrhea' seemed the most fitting choice." 


The symptoms of Bawitdarrhea are reportedly varied and, in some cases, hilarious. Preliminary findings suggest sufferers may experience any combination of: a shrinking of sexual organs, constant contradictory thoughts, a sudden affinity for cheap beer, itchy facial rashes, and a desire to loudly share opinions that no one else is interested in. 


“We don’t know the long-term effects of Bawitdarrhea,” said current US Department of Health and Human Services chief Heather Melanson, who was briefed on the case. “The best course of action is always prevention.” Contacted for comment, a representative for Kid Rock offered a pithy response, “Mr. Richie is actually honored by this news. Catch it to own the libs!” 


Further research is planned to fully understand the transmission, symptoms, and potential treatment options for Bawitdarrhea. Early reports suggest the infection began during 2024’s Kid Rock/Jason Aldean outdoor festivals - and may have been spread primarily during drunken sexual trysts in portable johns. In the meantime, medical professionals are advising individuals to practice safe sex and to consult with a doctor if they suspect they may have contracted the infection.


At press time, all port-a-potties for upcoming Kid Rock shows were being fitted with condom dispensers. 


Feb 20, 2025

Donald Trump Country Reaction Gifs

All my homies hate Ticketmaster

Describe hick hop fans

Your drunk uncle at the back of the country bar when somebody plays "In Da Club" on the jukebox

When somebody says Graham Barham's "Oil Money" is 

🔥


What happens when people get home
from Larry Joe Taylor fest?


A Kane Brown fan when they get socially promoted to 9th grade

When you’re in the room with Rich O’toole after he just ate some very bean-filled chili

Jason Aldean every time a songwriter brings him another new midtempo song about whiskey or barstools 

Got a real good feeling something bad about to happen 

Toby Keith's career circa 2002

Why are you friends with Kid Rock?

Jan 23, 2025

Seinfeld Country Reaction Gifs

Can you say anything nice about Bailey Zimmerman's music?

If you claim to love George "Straight"

Jelly Roll's favorite pastime, allegedly

When the cops never suspected Mary Anne or Wanda

Pondering how non-hip-hop pop-music became 'country' and country became 'Americana'

When people say twang pop is just country music evolving

The guy who runs Farce the Music when he makes another 19 year old Kane Brown fan angry online

You mean the embarrassing one hit wonder mullet guy from the 90s embarrassed himself again in 2025? I'm shocked!

Country record execs turning down an average looking person who can sing their ass off

What happens when a dude listens to Dan + Shay?

The comments on my Facebook page when I make fun of Jason Aldean or Kid Rock


(4th Edition of Seinfeld reactions)

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