Farce the Music: Kid Rock

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Jul 16, 2019

Latest Lil Nas X Single Revealed!

“Old Town Road (Rerererereremix)”

Lil Nas X

ft. Billy Ray Cyrus, Young Thug, Mason Ramsey,

Kid Rock, Lizzo, Florida-Georgia Line, Bon Iver,

Steve Aoki, Willie Nelson, Wale, Travis Barker,

Kane Brown, City Girls, Future, Ed Sheeran,

David Guetta, Camila Cabello, Meek Mill,

Blanco Brown, Chase Rice, Migos, Saweetie,

Brooks & Dunn, Maren Morris, & Halsey.

Jun 27, 2019

Brad Paisley's New Album All Songs About Songs

by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, March 22, 2011

FNN has learned that Brad Paisley's upcoming album release, This Is Country Music, features 12 new songs, all of them about songs.

His first single, "This Is Country Music," deftly describes the reasons country music is in the state it is today resonates so deeply with its audience, while "Old Alabama" reminisces about good times had while listening to Alabama songs.

The third single is tentatively scheduled to be "Jesus Take The Wheel," which is about Carrie Underwood's song of the same title. In it, Paisley relates how much that song meant to him personally and how his wife heard the song when she was nearly in a car accident on the way to an audition for a new Martin Lawrence sitcom.

Other tracks on the release include "Play Me Hank Jr., Junior," "Tucker'd Out" and "Kid Rock's 'All Summer Long.'" The latter features Kid Rock on a verse, giving his appreciation to Brad for the shout-out and for solidifying "All Summer Long" as a yearly recurrent from May through August.

The centerpiece of This Is Country Music is undoubtedly "The Song You're Listening To." It recounts, moment by moment, how you--the listener--are feeling as you hear the verses and chorus of that very song itself. In an era of immediate feedback, this is as meta as it gets.

It's clear that Brad Paisley has his dexterous finger on the pulse of country and popular culture, and This Is Country Music will set the bar for observational skill and synopsis.

At press time, Brad was hard at work looking back nostalgically on the days when he had new ideas for songs.

Mar 13, 2019

Country Walk-Up Songs 2019

College baseball has started and MLB is on the way. Go Cubs!

As we did in 2013 & 2017, FTM ponders what songs country singers

should use as their perfect "walk up" music if they were baseball players.

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Dustin Lynch

Mitchell Tenpenny

David Allan Coe

Sturgill Simpson

Kane Brown

Margo Price

Jordan Davis

Russell Dickerson

FGL

Rich O'Toole

Jason Aldean

Dec 4, 2018

The Crud Report December: Old Dominion, Christmas, Kid Rock, etc.

Nov 8, 2018

Untrue Facts About Hank Sr., Martina, Shooter Jennings, etc.

Aug 14, 2018

The Secret to Rockers Going Country

These pop and rock artists could have had more success

in the country world with these subtle lyrical changes.

Dec 20, 2017

Honest Radio Promo Ad: Kid Rock

Jan 20, 2017

Trump Goes Over His List of Inauguration Performers

Oct 26, 2016

What Your Carved Pumpkin Says About You: 2016 Edition

Someone who lives here wears an electronic ankle bracelet.
We're handing out candy truck nutz.

We're voting for Gary Johnson.
We're listening to Willie.
We might ask for some of your candy.

Mom can't stand Miranda Lambert.
And she's drunk on White Zinfandel.

An intelligent and sophisticated person lives here.
Will not give candy to anyone dressed up like Luke Bryan.

We hand out organic candy.
But some of it might be Molly or LSD.

You better have your shots up to date.

Oct 6, 2016

Top 10 Conspiracies Shooter Jennings Can Cover Next

To celebrate the release of the Black Ribbons Ultimate Edition, Shooter Jennings has been running a podcast recently called Beyond the Black. In it he discusses the conspiracy-minded topics covered on that dystopian album. Jeremy counted down the best topics Shooter can cover on future episodes!

(and it's a top 11)

Top 11 Upcoming Topics For

Shooter Jennings' Beyond The Black Podcasts

11. David Allan Coe was never picked up by the ghost of Hank Williams.

10. All Colt Ford songs are secretly written about independent wrestler Die Hard Tom McClane.

9. Bambi's mom was an inside job.

8. Earl Thomas Conley schedules his tour dates around the Seattle Seahawks schedule. Coincidence?

7. 'Walking Dead' scenes that show destroyed urban areas are actually drone footage from outdoor bro-country concerts.

6. The earth is a simulation created by Richard Garriott.

5. Randy Quaid and Gary Levox have never been seen together. Tune in to find out why.

4. Proof that Sturgill Simpson is actually a reptile alien made of light.

3. Detroit was booming until Kid Rock went country. The connection is there!

2. Two members of Jackson Taylor's band are NOT sinners.

1. Billy Ray Cyrus died in a rollerblading accident and was saved when doctors working as consultants on the show 'Doc' stole Elvis' brain and implanted it into his head. The show was cancelled shortly after because he constantly wanted to sing 'Love Me Tender' during every episode. (This title may need to be shortened before airing the show)

-by Jeremy Harris

Apr 30, 2015

Kid Rock Returns to Country Radio

Mar 12, 2015

New Parody Album Covers: Mumfords, Kid Rock, Darius Rucker

Sep 11, 2014

I'm Sorry, This Exists: September '14

Jason Aldean Thingie...
Grounds for divorce?

Kenny Rogers Zen Painting Print
(No…. actually, that's awesome)

Luke Bryan Portrait

Blake Shelton Light Switch Cover

I think a "dimmer" would be more appropriate.

Colt Ford Dip Can Cover
Wow. I don't even know what to say about this.

Brantley Gilbert Bottoms Up Panties

Pickin' on Nickelback Album

Because what bluegrass fan isn't secretly a fan?

In 1984, Vince Neil was charged with vehicular manslaughter while drunk.
This is among his several labels of liquors and wines:
http://www.tatuado-vodka.com/