Farce the Music: Willie Nelson

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Oct 15, 2019

Courtney Patton & Jason Eady Perform "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain"

Oct 14, 2019

Not You, Bieber

Oct 10, 2019

Zombieland Country Reaction Gifs

If there's a classic country station in your town

When you're playing originals

and somebody requests "Wagon Wheel"

When a kid says Willie Nelson sucks

When a modern country singer thinks he's outlaw because of a weed charge

Do you wanna listen to Kane Brown?

New Cody Jinks. Tomorrow.

When you were joking about liking Luke Bryan to your aunt and she bought you his discography

"How about we listen to the new Zac Brown Band?"

Oct 7, 2019

More Monday Memes: Cody Jinks, Willie Nelson, Saturday Night

Aug 9, 2019

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews The Highwomen's "Redesigning Women"

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews The Highwomen's "Redesigning Women"

When trailer told me I'd be working with four women today, I had something else in mind entirely lol.

Anyway, these gals are called the Highwomen and supposed to be like the Highwaymen, four of the greatest TRUE country artists ever (ok, so I had to forgive Willie for that Stardust crap). I actually almost listened to this song, but then I saw whose in this group. I never heard of Nataly Heemby, so that's probably a good thing. But Amanda shyres is married to that liberal trash Jason Is-dean who ain't even country anyway, Brandi carlile blocked me on twiter for that private photograph I sent her - I don’t get it, I’m pretty hot - and maren morris is pop country trash. Or so I've heard at least. I wouldn't listen to pop country radio because it has Florida Georgia Line on it, and I took a Jason piss-bell there once. And who the shit does a playboy shoot and keeps there close on??

Again, I aint listening to this, but I see they got a line about cleaning up the kitchen, so at least they know there place I guess. Plus I wouldn't mind them polishing my table if you know what I mean. Even still, feminazi Morris probably has a rap breakdown somewhere in their to make it work for trashville radio.

Overall, this song proves the only good woman country singer was Loretta, and that's only until she started working with Jackoff White. Women don't need redesined as long as they stay in line, but country music sure as shit needs redesigin. But not by these gals. The last time we got a girl group we got the America hating Dixy Chicks, and that group had a Natalie in it to, so this ain't good.