The Crud Report: October

 

No Drugs, Vulgarity, and Thuggishness

Coe Has Defeated All Foes

6 New Extremely Weird Parody Album Covers

*foul language*

Saturday Night Music / David Allan Coe / "The Way I Am"

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What Makes You Not Country

Stolen Memes: Luke Bryan, David Allan Coe, Tim McGraw

Sent by Andrew Michael

Couldn't, Shouldn't

*Yes, I know those songs on the bottom row are not considered by most of Farce the Music's

readers to be actually country, but memes have to be pithy.

Put 'em in Prison

 

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By Kyle Hanson

Country TwitterFAIL: April 2021

*foul language warning*

Untrue Facts: Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney, DAC, Willie Nelson

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Every Person Who Listened to David Allan Coe’s “If That Ain’t Country” More Than Once Cancelled

Some 42.7 million caucasians were chastised, repudiated, and cancelled on Thursday as Spotify, Amazon, and Apple Music records indicated that they had listened to David Allan Coe’s “If That Ain’t Country” at least twice. Jobs were lost, threats were made, teenagers were doxxed, and 20+ tweet Twitter-threads were dashed off as the indignities came to light.

Transportation ground to a halt, financial systems shut down, service industries froze, and the economy tanked due to the sheer proportion of the population cancelled. President Biden called for calm during a White House press conference to discuss the crisis, then curiously asked “You don’t think they can scan a 1983 jam box do you?”

Most of the streaming sites quietly removed the original version of “If That Ain’t Country” in recent months, but still had the offending song plays archived. 

“We get it if someone listened to the song once; they may have been doing research,” said Equity in Country Music spokesperson Ajenta Koss. “But when it came to light that these people heard the ’n-word’ in the song and then had the audacity to listen again - clearly each and every one of them is a vile racist, unworthy of employment or the opportunity for redemption.” 

She went on to say that the streaming sites were also being asked to provide data showing who’d listened to Waylon Jennings as well. “We don’t have actual proof that he was racist,” she laughed. “But just look at him - you know he was. Those pictures with Muhammad Ali were clearly Photoshopped.”

The controversial Coe, who pretty much exists outside any formal institution he could be cancelled from, offered no comment. The country music legend was said to be looking forward to touring again later this year, rehearsing the three songs he usually gets around to playing, and practicing complaining and walking off stage early.

The Crud Report: February 2021

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