While at sea, Donald Trump will sign an executive order preventing
Steve Earle from reentering America. Steve won't mind. Shooter Jennings will be late for at least one show because
Jessi Colter will forget to sign him out of daycare. The Band Perry are a late addition to the cruise.
Luckily for them they all got the same shift in the kitchen. There is a waiting list of seagulls that want to play
in Chicken Shit Bingo with Dale Watson. Crew members will have to move the Mojo Nixon swear jar
to the center of the ship to prevent capsizing. Nobody will wonder where Luke Bryan is. They also won't give a shit. Brian Kendrick will not be on RAW on February 27th. The cruise will last several additional days after
Elizabeth Cook overtakes the captain. When asked if he's bringing any produce aboard,
Eddie Spaghetti will hope they mean vegetables. Brantley Gilbert tried to get on the cruise but you have to
have a bank account to purchase tickets. Pirates around the world have warned each other not to mess with this cruise.
Thursday will mark Farce the Music's 4th birthday. Since I know few of you will be at work Thursday and thus won't have much time to waste looking at FTM, I thought we'd celebrate today! Here's the first part of a day-long edition of Country Day Parody Album Covers.