Showing posts with label Brantley Gilbert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brantley Gilbert. Show all posts

Aug 17, 2022

Top 10 Things You Might See at a Five Finger Death Punch / Brantley Gilbert Concert

Five Finger Death Punch and Brantley Gilbert are going on tour. 

For real. Here are the top ten things you might see if you went.



10. Everybody mad dogging each other instead of watching the show


9. Many neckbeards, but few necks


8. Nobody singing along because somebody might call them gay for singing


7. Punisher tattoos


6. Roid gut


5. A camel clutch wrestling hold executed to perfection


4. 7 women, all working at concession stands


3. Really aggressive t-shirts with way too many words on them


2. Hundreds, maybe thousands, of fists bruised from punching walls


1. People in the 1% of worst music taste in America



Bonus thing: Several heartwarming reunions of cops and the people they arrested



Mar 31, 2022

Untrue Facts: Luke Bryan, Eric Church, Alan Jackson, etc.







Breaking Bad Country Reaction Gifs 2

When a country fan asks for a good hard rock recommendation

Mama says the pistol is the devil's right hand

Bands and singers seeing their Spotify royalties

Chris Knight songs are about work, bad families, 

When you go to a country concert and they have a DJ

When you crank the rental car and "Fancy Like" is blasting

Country music evolved into 2019 pop music?

Somebody suggested I listen to the new Brantley song

When you see Dan + Shay on your friend's playlist

Eric Church fans after he cancelled a show for basketball

Mar 30, 2022

Top 10 Headlines Taste of Country Hasn’t Posted Yet

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10. Scott McCreery enjoys a round of Scrabble with his wife


9. Brantley Gilbert reveals which gun tattoo his kids will get first


8. Remember when Shania Twain busted her ass at the CMT Awards?


7. Thomas Rhett saves a turtle stuck in the road


6. Adorable! Gabby Barrett shows off her Easter outfit


5. Remember when Walker Hayes hit #1 with “Fancy Like?”


4. Luke Bryan accidentally pranks Luke Bryan on American Idol


3. Remember when we were a reputable source for country music news? Neither do we.


2. Keith Urban seen staring lovingly up at wife Nicole Kidman


1. Sam Hunt reveals his favorite attributes in a mistress


Mar 9, 2022

Top 10 Things Brantley Gilbert Fans Are Spending Their Tax Refunds On 2022



10. A blood transfusion for the hookworm


9. Put $1500 on Roman Reigns to unify the titles at Wrestlemania


8. Soundcloud Pro Unlimited subscription for their NASCAR themed hick-hop group


7. Pay the painter to finish the Marjorie Taylor Greene mural on the trailer


6. One of those little pill counting thingies pharmacists have


5. Alt-right NFTs


4. Surely there’s something left to add lights to on the pickup truck


3. Swingers’ vacation to Myrtle Beach with wife who is also aunt* 


2. Upgrade cock-fighting arena


1. Gas. Hell, who isn’t? 



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*satire - not suggesting the two people in the picture are related*

Feb 9, 2022

Top 11 Least Popular Country Music Hall of Fame Exhibits


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 11. Ten Years of Bro-Country: A Retrospective


10. Florida-Georgia Line’s first Big Johnson t-shirts from when they were toddlers


9. The “Are You Tall and Handsome Enough to be a Mainstream Country Star?” Kiosk


8. Brantley Gilbert’s used dip can and Ed Hardy wallet (w/chain)


7. The Toby Keith “Put a Boot in in a Muslim’s Ass” Game


6. Cledus T. Judd kissing booth


5. A Salute to the Bachelorettes of Broadway documentary


4. “Are You More Smarter Than Luke Bryan?” interactive game


3. A collection of sexy Lee Greenwood photos


2. Animatronic hollering Garth Brooks


1. Outlaw Country: A Scratch-n-Sniff Photo Exhibit


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