Showing posts with label The Steel Woods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Steel Woods. Show all posts

Feb 1, 2024

Denzel Washington Country Reaction Gifs

When your boy came through with the Turnpike tickets

Robert Ellis Orrall be like...
it was over just like that

When somebody puts on some Aldean at the party

When you see that Nashville is tired of Sam Hunt too

I hear the train a'comin', it's rollin' round the bend

When you have to go in a store that's always playing Luke Bryan music 

When you love somebody's music but wouldn't wanna hang around them in person

When the Steel Woods' merch table ain't got nothing left but a sticker and a koozie

If I get stoned and sing all night long, what kind of tradition is it?

"Just one time would you listen to Kane Brown with me?"

Morgan Wallen on that fateful night that made him a superstar

Dec 21, 2021

Farce the Music's Top 26 Songs of 2021

Why 26? These are the 26 songs that felt most 'right' being on here.
~Trailer
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1. Jason Eady - French Summer Sun

2. James McMurtry - Canola Fields

3. Morgan Wade - Wilder Days


Sep 1, 2021

20 Favorite Albums of 2021: 2/3 Report


The usual disclaimer: Our year-end list will be staff-voted; this is just Trailer’s list.


1. Mike & The Moonpies - One to Grow On


2. Morgan Wade - Reckless


3. Cole Chaney - Mercy


4. Red Shahan - Javelina


5. Sierra Ferrell - Long Time Coming


6. John R. Miller - Depreciated


7. Lainey Wilson - Sayin’ What I’m Thinkin’


8. The Steel Woods - All of Your Stones


9. Jesse Daniel - Beyond These Walls


10. Yola - Stand for Myself


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11. James McMurtry - The Horses & The Hounds


12. Carly Pearce - 29


13. Vincent Neil Emerson - s/t


14. Austin Meade - Black Sheep


15. Sturgill Simpson - Ballad of Dood & Juanita


16. The Killers - Pressure Machine


17. Paul Thorn - Never Too Late to Call


18. Blackberry Smoke - You Hear Georgia


19. The Marfa Tapes


20. Melissa Carper - Daddy’s Country Gold

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Aug 19, 2021

Goodfellas Country Reaction Gifs

*language warning*


Florida-Georgia Line? I stopped there to take a piss one time.

If you ever catch me listening to Walker Hayes

You don't like The Steel Woods??

When your buddy's ringtone goes off and it's a Casey Donahew song

When he's humming a Luke Bryan song

♬ Stepped into the hall
And saw all my friends were there
A neon sign was flashin', "Welcome, come on in"
It feels so good feelin' good again ♬

When you show him what little girls are made of

When somebody plays Dan + Shay on the jukebox





Jul 29, 2021

Rodney Dangerfield Country Reaction Gifs

You mean you don't like Dan + Shay's new song?

When Farce has been promoting good new 'real' country for years and somebody on our Facebook page makes that tired comment that country music is dead

♫ This is how we roooo ooo oooo ooolll 

When your daughter brings her boyfriend to meet you and he's wearing an Upchurch t-shirt

How you can tell I've been listening to The Steel Woods' latest album

When I hear "fancy like Applebees" for the thousandth time today on TikTok

When the station says they play all the best country and then play Kane Brown

When an Olympian says he listens to "old country" like Florida-Georgia Line

Trying to figure out how if Americana is what country used to be and country is what pop used to be and pop is what hip-hop used to be, then what is hip-hop now?

Apr 7, 2021

Top 10 Biggest Jerks in Southern Rock


Most of these “jerk” lists have been surprising. This one, not as much. Rock stars are well known for ego and snotty behavior. Even though they may put off good vibes online or when meeting fans, here are some of Southern Rock’s most egregious offenders.


10. Gregg Allman

Only married Cher to piss off southern rock fans. Kept bus fridge stocked with clean urine despite never actually having to take drug tests. 


9. Wes Bayliss (The Steel Woods)

Thinks turn signals are for the weak. Has a side job as one of those people who calls you about your car’s warranty. 


8. Marcus King

Still draws dicks on sleeping bandmates like it’s a 1997 frat house. Insists upon a state trooper entourage walking him to the stage. 


7. Dan Baird (Georgia Satellites)

Only plays “Keep Your Hands to Yourself” in a medley at concerts. Hangs the toilet paper “under.” 


6. Cody Cannon (Whiskey Myers)

Puffs, puffs, puts it out. Secretly a hit pop-country songwriter under the alias Corey Crowder. Burps and blows in your face. 


5. Susan Tedeschi

Only allows mainstream country stations to be played over the tour bus speakers. Makes band sign non-disclosure agreements so no one knows about her Red Man habit. One member is being fired at this moment.


4. Charlie Starr (Blackberry Smoke)

Talks in a fake Southern aristocrat accent for interviews. Doesn’t flush. Doesn’t put his grocery cart up. 


3. Dale Krantz Rossington (The Rossington Band, Skynyrd)

Used to hide rotten fruit in Leon Russell’s beard while he was asleep. Cheats at Words with Friends. Hollers “Play Free Bird!” while actually on the stage with Lynyrd Skynyrd. 


2. Derek Trucks

Never responds to text messages. Intentionally uses poor grammar and spelling on Facebook posts to trigger perfectionists. Personally selects the pre-show monitor music: all Ricky Martin hits. Doesn’t pick up after his dog.


1. Chris Robinson

Whoops. Actually is a jerk. Sorry for ending this on a downer. 


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