Showing posts with label Cole Swindell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cole Swindell. Show all posts

Mar 25, 2021

WandaVision Country Reaction Gifs

What? Why aren’t you gonna watch the ACM Awards?


Do you think Kane Brown is a good country singer?


Describe Niko Moon


Maren Morris starts out with a country song and then never releases another one.


When your first concert in a year is Billy Strings and that contact high hits.


When “Marie Laveau” comes on


Yeah, it’s been so long since I’ve seen a live show, I’ll go see Cole Swindell with you.


When somebody asks what I think of Luke Bryan in polite company


Feb 25, 2021

Kristen Wiig Country Reaction Gifs

*language warning*


When you say you’ll send your friend some new Cole Chaney music and you send them Cole Swindell instead as a joke


Morgan Wallen still has the #1 album. Can you believe it?


When your son finally graduates from pop-country to the real shit


Do you wanna go to the Old Dominion drive-in concert with me?


Morgan Wade’s debut album comes out in just a few weeks


White girls after a Kane Brown concert


Why not to ask your ex-girlfriend if you can come pick up your George Jones records you left at her place


When the sports talk show you love has new Luke Bryan bumper music


When you’ve been to one too many country shows at the amphitheater next to the toxic waste dump


Jan 15, 2021

3 Up, 3 Down: January '21


3 Up




Lainey Wilson - Things a Man Oughtta Know

First and foremost, this is a country song. It's a modern pop-country song, but it features organic instrumentation, country vocals, country imagery, and story-telling. There's listing, yeah, but it's used to the furtherance of the theme, revealing the message a little at a time. Good stuff, and highly impressive as a debut single. And it seems to be getting some traction.

B+


Carly Pearce - Next Girl

Clever hook, strong vocals, catchy melody, strong message. What's not to like? Carly is such a promising artist; I hope this is huge for her. 

B+



Eric Church - Hell of a View

A mid-tempo anthem in the vein of “Talledega” and “Springsteen,” this is another winner from Church. Hey guys in the category below: See! It’s possible to write a love song that isn’t whiny and tediously selling a supplicant viewpoint in a relationship. Be equals, you crybabies. Anyway, “Hell of a View” is catchy and poetic, and non-embarrassing.

B+


3 Down


Niko Moon - Good Time

I already said enough when I named this the worst ‘country’ song of 2020. It may qualify for 2021 too. It’s that bad. 

F


Cole Swindell - Single Saturday Night

Cole has done some moderately better work recently (not that the songs I actually like are ever released as singles) but this isn’t in that category. This starts off with all the sonic signifiers of boyfriend country and gets no better from there. Listless, forgettable, and cookie-cutter. “White Claw” brand name drop… is that the first in a hit song? Anyway, this sucks and it kinda feels desperate. 

D-


Parmalee & Blanco Brown - Just the Way

Another boyfriend country song, I’m seeing a theme. There is nothing whatsoever country about this song. It’s listless, forgettable, and cookie-cutter. And it’s so cloying and wimpy. Stop worshipping women. I mean, don’t worship men either, or any other gender. Who wants to be pandered to this damn much? It’s amazing that something so boring and bland can make me want to punch inanimate things to get my rage out. Crap. 

F



Sep 10, 2020

Mr. Bean Country Reaction Gifs

When you drive by somebody who's cranking Luke Bryan

Me picking a country cover song from 2020 to listen to

When she says that if you don't stop making fun of her obsession with Thomas Rhett's music, she'll leave

What it looks like at a Cole Swindell concert

Where I come from, it's cornbread and chicken

When somebody in the laundromat has a Rascal Flatts ringtone

When somebody across the bar plays Kane Brown on the jukebox

When she says she digs your taste in country music

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia

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