Showing posts with label Koe Wetzel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Koe Wetzel. Show all posts

Jun 19, 2020

Male Country Singers as Women For Some Reason

Luke Bryan

Koe Wetzel

Eddie Montgomery

Jack Ingram

Kane Brown

Gary Levox

Garth Brooks

Billy Joe Shaver

Sturgill Simpson

Cody Jinks

May 22, 2020

May 14, 2020

The Jerk Country Reaction Gifs

The day Tyler Hubbard learned life wasn't what he expected

When somebody shows up to the fair with a full set of teeth and not wearing a Brantley Gilbert t-shirt

Oh you think Sam Hunt is country?

Me when somebody insults Dolly Parton

Looking at the country charts again...

When "Stay a Little Longer" comes on 

Leaving the Koe Wetzel concert like

Teaching your kid the difference between good country music and Luke Bryan

Dec 19, 2019

Top 10 Songs of 2019

Top 10 Songs of 2019
(List by Trailer)

1. The Highwomen - If She Ever Leaves Me

2. Ian Noe - Letter to Madeline

3. Cody Jinks - William and Wanda

4. Yola - Keep Me Here

5. Koe Wetzel - The Worst Part

6. Bohannons - Refills

7. Molly Tuttle - Don’t Let Go

8. Drivin N Cryin - Ian Mclagan

9. The Lowdown Drifters - Black Hat

10. Erin Enderlin - Run Baby Run

Dec 10, 2019

What Your Favorite Album of 2019 Says About You



Lizzo - Cuz I Love You
You started listening to this so your daughter would think you’re cool. She does not.

Thomas Rhett - Center Point Road
You can talk for hours on end without ever saying anything of importance. You go to church just so you look cute on Instagram once a week.

Billie Eilish - When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
Your mom started listening to Lizzo so you’d think she’s cool. You don’t, but mostly because she won’t let you have blue hair or date a 23 year old.

Vampire Weekend - Father of the Bride
You’re at the age that you know what yuppies felt like in the 90s. You drive a Volvo.

Miranda Lambert - Wildcard
You don’t get drunk on the weekends as much anymore, but only because the hangovers really hurt in your mid-30s. You’ve had non-physical fights with your significant other so loud that the police were called …more than once.

George Strait - Honky-Tonk Time Machine
Country radio is not for you, but you don’t care if other people like it. You iron your jeans and only have one tattoo you got in the Navy.

Cody Jinks - The Wanting
Country radio is not for you, and f*ck anybody who likes it. You’re still wearing the same jeans from Saturday and have at least two skull tattoos.

Mitchell Tenpenny - Telling All My Secrets
You don’t know what year it is and have the shittiest taste in music possible. 

Koe Wetzel - Harold Saul High
You have a jacked up truck with exhaust stacks, fight with your girlfriend in public, and are drunk right now. But you still think you’re better than those douchebags who listen to Florida-Georgia Line.

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This is satire. Don't take it seriously.
Also, if your favorite wasn't here, there will probably be another edition.
Idea stolen from Medium.

Nov 7, 2019

Cannonball Run Country Reaction Gifs

 When you stop and take a piss at the Florida-Georgia Line

When she says "You can come with me to the Luke Bryan concert, or you can GTFO."

♫ ♬ With the blood from my body, I could start my own still ♫ ♬

♫ ♬ There's a stranger in my house
Somebody here that I can't see ♫ ♬

When Burt says he'd rather listen to ABBA than the George Jones you've got on

After you shake hands with a hick-hop fans, it's best to inoculate yourself


♫ ♬ If he asks me to blow
I'mma tell his punk ass to take me to jail ♫ ♬

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