*foul language warning*
Jun 30, 2020
Jun 19, 2020
|Billy Joe Shaver|
May 22, 2020
May 20, 2020
May 14, 2020
The day Tyler Hubbard learned life wasn't what he expected
When somebody shows up to the fair with a full set of teeth and not wearing a Brantley Gilbert t-shirt
Oh you think Sam Hunt is country?
Me when somebody insults Dolly Parton
Looking at the country charts again...
When "Stay a Little Longer" comes on
Leaving the Koe Wetzel concert like
Teaching your kid the difference between good country music and Luke Bryan
Jan 8, 2020
Dec 19, 2019
Top 10 Songs of 2019
(List by Trailer)
1. The Highwomen - If She Ever Leaves Me
2. Ian Noe - Letter to Madeline
3. Cody Jinks - William and Wanda
4. Yola - Keep Me Here
5. Koe Wetzel - The Worst Part
6. Bohannons - Refills
7. Molly Tuttle - Don’t Let Go
8. Drivin N Cryin - Ian Mclagan
9. The Lowdown Drifters - Black Hat
10. Erin Enderlin - Run Baby Run
Dec 10, 2019
Lizzo - Cuz I Love You
You started listening to this so your daughter would think you’re cool. She does not.
Thomas Rhett - Center Point Road
You can talk for hours on end without ever saying anything of importance. You go to church just so you look cute on Instagram once a week.
Billie Eilish - When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
Your mom started listening to Lizzo so you’d think she’s cool. You don’t, but mostly because she won’t let you have blue hair or date a 23 year old.
Vampire Weekend - Father of the Bride
You’re at the age that you know what yuppies felt like in the 90s. You drive a Volvo.
Miranda Lambert - Wildcard
You don’t get drunk on the weekends as much anymore, but only because the hangovers really hurt in your mid-30s. You’ve had non-physical fights with your significant other so loud that the police were called …more than once.
George Strait - Honky-Tonk Time Machine
Country radio is not for you, but you don’t care if other people like it. You iron your jeans and only have one tattoo you got in the Navy.
Cody Jinks - The Wanting
Country radio is not for you, and f*ck anybody who likes it. You’re still wearing the same jeans from Saturday and have at least two skull tattoos.
Mitchell Tenpenny - Telling All My Secrets
You don’t know what year it is and have the shittiest taste in music possible.
Koe Wetzel - Harold Saul High
You have a jacked up truck with exhaust stacks, fight with your girlfriend in public, and are drunk right now. But you still think you’re better than those douchebags who listen to Florida-Georgia Line.
This is satire. Don't take it seriously.
Also, if your favorite wasn't here, there will probably be another edition.
Idea stolen from Medium.
Idea stolen from Medium.
Nov 27, 2019
Nov 7, 2019
When you stop and take a piss at the Florida-Georgia Line
When she says "You can come with me to the Luke Bryan concert, or you can GTFO."
♫ ♬ With the blood from my body, I could start my own still ♫ ♬
♫ ♬ There's a stranger in my house
Somebody here that I can't see ♫ ♬
When Burt says he'd rather listen to ABBA than the George Jones you've got on
After you shake hands with a hick-hop fans, it's best to inoculate yourself
♫ ♬ If he asks me to blow