If the truck was full of Kane Brown merch
When somebody played the dance remix of “I Like It, I Love It” in 1995
What bro-country sounds like to a boomer
How I sleep after pissing off Aldean fans again
My face when somebody’s online demeaning George Strait’s contributions to country music
He said “I wanna taste that powerful stuff”
When you walk in the party and they’re cranking Wallen
What do you call someone who pays $1k to see…anybody?
Koe Wetzel telling his grandkids stories one day
When you puff what Willie passes
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