Country radio station program directors:
Care to read my think piece either for or against Jason Aldean's single "Try That in a Small Town?"
The day I found out Turnpike was getting back together
Even your favorite beer tastes bad if the bar's playing pop country
When Luke Bryan says his songs aren't very deep
When somebody finds the 2 Aldean albums when going through the dusty CD tower in my closet
Me: I only listen to Ruston Kelly over and over because of his voice and skillful songwriting
Every time I post a Morgan Wallen meme on Facebook and come back to read the comments
What should I write this country Christmas song about?
Me watching the country music culture war rage on
When Aunt Lilly goes to the balloon festival Koe Wetzel concert without looking him up first