It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

 

College Football Country Reaction Gifs

What bro in the squatted Ram hollers as he cuts you off while cranking Wallen

I swear the bells of every chapel

were ringing the day that I met you

When all your exes live in Texas

Me to the booth when they play Jelly Roll as hype music at the game

Get a little tired on the weekend, after I draw my pay

but I'll go back workin'

Country radio plays pop dudes with less streams than traditional leaning independent artists

Jay! Jeff! Jay! Jeff!

BJ Barham has really let himself go 

Zach Bryan trying to do public relations

When you tell Meemaw that Jason Aldean sucks

When you haven't read the news lately and Tyler Childers doesn't play *song title removed due to woke* at the show

How to get the attention of a Koe Wetzel fan

Blue Skies, Smiling at Me

 

Monday Morning Memes: Silverada, Jason Aldean, Big & Rich

College Football Fans “F***ing Pumped” by Dan + Shay Performance on Gameday

Dan + Shay, a pop duo from Nashville, performed at ESPN Gameday in Tuscaloosa, AL before the Texas/Bama game this past Saturday, and college football fans could not have been more thrilled. 

“Are you f***ing serious?” asked Longhorn fan Jimmy Redd just before the big event. “I’m drunk off about thirty-leven Busch Lights, but I’m serious when I say this: I cannot BELIEVE we get to hear them today! They're almost as good as beans in chili. F***ing pumped!”

Loud “DAN AND SHAY” chants broke out across the crowd and a wave started up as the raucous crowd laid down their pithy and silly Gameday signs to watch the the duo in all their glory. The group, Dan Smyers and Shay Somebody, has had great success in recent years convincing mainstream radio that their music is country, racking up awards, airplay, and legions of excited fans.

“I’m ready to run through a wall,” shouted Kayleigh Miller of Vestavia Hills, as the superstars took their marks on stage. “I hope Coach Saban and the team are watching this to get jacked up for the game!”

Over a thumping beat, and lightly strummed guitars, the megastars performed a medley of their smash hits, including “Tequila,” “She Keeps Them in Her Purse,” and “Can I Pick Out the Wedding Theme?” When the short concert was over, football fans in attendance and across America were indeed “ready for some football” as Hank Jr. once sang.

“They could not have possibly picked out a more badass way to get us turnt!” said Leo Halverson, a Tide fan from West Memphis. “I’m happy as s**t they knew exactly what the demographic for SEC college football wanted and needed this morning. ROOOOOLLLLL MOTHERF***ING TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!”

Alabama, the host team whose campus Dan + Shay played on, lost 34-24.

Little Arkansas

College Football Country Reaction Gifs

Mama can you die from a broken heart?

When somebody says Oklahoma makes just as good country music as Texas does

The end zone is Walker Hayes songs

Life with you makes perfect sense

You're my best friend

Hey, you wanna listen to the new Dan + Shay album?

When they play Luke Bryan over the public address system

♫ It's been a good year for the roses ♫

When a 90s country song comes on and you realize it’s the dance remix

Back when BJ Barham was a bit heavier but just as wild a Wolfpack fan

Tuesday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Football, The Jasons

Thanks for the idea, Zack!

Stash Contest Entry: Brian Kelley vs. Brian Kelly

From Matt Galardo

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