Showing posts with label Luke Combs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Combs. Show all posts
Aug 13, 2019
Jul 22, 2019
Jul 19, 2019
Jul 12, 2019
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: July '19
A poop emoji is negative; a strike-thru is positive.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-10) overall which is a 6 point improvement from January (the previous time we did this chart). The best song on the chart is Eric Church’s “Some of It.” The worst is Thomas Rhett’s “Look What God Gave Her” (though there is very stiff competition from FGL and Luke Bryan). The biggest surprise for me is that Keith Urban’s current single isn’t too bad. I can’t remember the last time one of his singles wasn’t unlistenable pop dreck. Women are faring a little better on the chart now, but only marginally.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Jun 13, 2019
Parody Album Covers: Josh Abbott Band, Drew Kennedy, Josh Grider, Luke Combs
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| Idea from an anonymous source |
Jun 5, 2019
I'm Sorry... This Exists: June 2019
Weird, bad, or interesting country/music merchandise and other stuff.
These are not Photoshopped.
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| Colt Ford Onesie |
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| George Jones High Tech Redneck pocket knife |
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| This crazy dude is still at it... |
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| Gross. I'm guessing this isn't approved by the estate. |
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| Kane Brown kids' jersey. |
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| Kane Brown tumbler |
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| We've joked about Kelsea Ballerini being a Barbie doll for so long that we willed it into reality. |
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| Old Dominion fidget spinner |
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| Upchurch tattoo. Stands for Raise Hell Eat Cornbread. Yeehaw. |
A metal cover of Luke Bryan’s “Kick the Dust Up”
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| Now, that's on brand! |
May 30, 2019
May 28, 2019
May 23, 2019
Shrek Country Reaction Gifs
After I listen to "Whiskey Lullabye"
How to get a major label record deal in Nashville
How to keep a major label record deal in Nashville
When somebody makes you listen to the new Thomas Rhett song
Is Luke Combs pretty good? Is he the the savior of country music?
Hank 3 thinks this is a country song
When the shrooms hit at the Infamous Stringdusters concert
"Go listen to Mitchell Tenpenny with the rest of your Mitchell Tenpenny fan friends"
May 16, 2019
Lyric Parody of Luke Combs' "Beer Never Broke My Heart"
This is childish. I'm sorry. (the original)
Beer Always Makes Me Fart
(Parody of Luke Combs' "Beer Never Broke My Heart")
I get a flatulent ass every time
A couple Budweisers get my stomach awry
Hear that sound, start to cough
Lost a few friends yeah, ran some girlfriends off
It makes a man to frown, can get a whole crowd gone
Yeah, it just sucks man, that ain't a perfume cloud
Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like pinto beans and collard greens have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
She was my Oklahoma blue eyed baby
Till one night drinkin', now she hates me
Gravel was flying when she left town
If she didn't know then, she sure knows now
Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like refried beans and Dairy Queen have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
It takes one drink to mount the attack on your snout, son
But I've had fifteen, so buddy you might wanna run
Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like pinto beans and collard greens have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
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