Don't play this. Just read along and imagine how drunk you'd be.
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The ACM Awards were obviously a more serious and somber affair this year, so the hatin' wasn't as prevalent. That said, here are a few bits of insight and humor from last night's show.
I guess I’ll watch the ACMs. Probably won’t be a lot of hatin’ cause things are weird. As you may know.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
Here’s some hatin’: Dan + Shay suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. #ACMawards— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
Dan + Shay rhymes with Maddie & Taye, the real duo of the year in my country music heart #ACMawards— Sarah Boesveld (@sarahboesveld) September 17, 2020
“One Margarita” was definitely written by an online hit summer country song generator. #ACMawards— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
I couldn’t tell you Dan from Shay though... and I thought Old Dominion was better when they were in the Sun Belt Conference.— Jay Cooper (@jayacoop) September 17, 2020
Carrie Underwood just covered Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynn, Barbara Mandrell, Dolly Parton, Reba McEntire, and Martina McBride on the ACM AWARDS. Carrie Underwood just had a "moment." She is what pop country should be. #ACMawards— Saving Country Music (@KyleCoroneos) September 17, 2020
I think Nashville needs an intervention about their drinking problem. (It’s worse than usual) #ACMawards— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
I had no clue the #ACMawards were on tonight.— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) September 17, 2020
Then again, over half the nominees have no clue who Merle Haggard is so whatever.
I don’t think I’ve ever cared less about a celebrity couple than Blake and Gwen lol— Lorie Liebig (@lorieliebig) September 17, 2020
Fun fact: Luke Combs did a tune up on that truck before the commercial.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
I always knew country music would eventually get so bad that nobody would show up at those award shows, but y’all didn’t believe me...— Kevin Moon (@_KevinMoon) September 17, 2020
We would have severe overpopulation and traffic problems if Riley Green’s song came true.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
"Excuse me. Sir?? Can you tell me how to get to Copperhead Road?" "Yeah, uh, head down Copperhead road. Run right on Copperhead. Another left on Copperhead. Then boom. You're on Copperhead. "— Tyler Daniel (@TylerDaniel28) September 17, 2020
I like the idea of Luke Combs sitting in the Bluebird and occasionally having to get up and be like what again?— Elamin Abdelmahmoud (@elamin88) September 17, 2020
Play Mickey Guyton, country radio.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
it’s a crime you all let Florida Georgia Line be as popular as they are— rach coop (@rec__22) September 17, 2020
A man can stumble out of the Gap Outlet at the Opryland Mall to pick up an Entertainer Of The Year trophy, apparently. #ACMs— Country Universe (@CountryUniverse) September 17, 2020
I don’t like the phrase “mediocre white male” because I am one, but Thomas Rhett is also one.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
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A poop emoji is negative. A strike-thru is positive.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-9) overall which is a 15 point drop from May (the previous time we did this chart). Not too surprising, since summer on country radio is for mindless beer truck boyfriend songs. The worst song is Florida-Georgia Line’s “I Love My Country” being slightly worse than Kane Brown’s “Cool Again.” The best song is Maddie & Tae’s “Die From a Broken Heart,” which finally hit number 1 after forever on the chart.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Me, listening to country radio for 15 seconds
Latest Luke Bryan song?
When Tyler Childers looks at his album sales
When somebody asks to get on Shooter Jennings' guest list and adds "I'll bring some Willie's Reserve"
Dustin Lynch telling you about his music
When a guy walks by wearing a Kane Brown t-shirt
"Morgan Wallen is the future of country music"
How do you make Luke Combs cry?
When your Americana duo gets tired of wearing t-shirts, plaid, and jeans