Showing posts with label Luke Combs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Combs. Show all posts

Jul 12, 2019

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: July '19

A poop emoji is negative; a strike-thru is positive.


The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-10) overall which is a 6 point improvement from January (the previous time we did this chart). The best song on the chart is Eric Church’s “Some of It.”  The worst is Thomas Rhett’s “Look What God Gave Her” (though there is very stiff competition from FGL and Luke Bryan). The biggest surprise for me is that Keith Urban’s current single isn’t too bad. I can’t remember the last time one of his singles wasn’t unlistenable pop dreck. Women are faring a little better on the chart now, but only marginally.

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.


Jun 5, 2019

I'm Sorry... This Exists: June 2019


Weird, bad, or interesting country/music merchandise and other stuff.
These are not Photoshopped.


Colt Ford Onesie

George Jones High Tech Redneck pocket knife

This crazy dude is still at it...

Gross. I'm guessing this isn't approved by the estate.

Kane Brown kids' jersey.

Kane Brown tumbler

We've joked about Kelsea Ballerini being a Barbie doll for so long that we willed it into reality.

Old Dominion fidget spinner


Upchurch tattoo. Stands for Raise Hell Eat Cornbread. Yeehaw.

A metal cover of Luke Bryan’s “Kick the Dust Up”

Now, that's on brand!

May 23, 2019

Shrek Country Reaction Gifs

After I listen to "Whiskey Lullabye"

How to get a major label record deal in Nashville

How to keep a major label record deal in Nashville

When somebody makes you listen to the new Thomas Rhett song

Is Luke Combs pretty good? Is he the the savior of country music?

Hank 3 thinks this is a country song

When the shrooms hit at the Infamous Stringdusters concert

"Go listen to Mitchell Tenpenny with the rest of your Mitchell Tenpenny fan friends"

May 16, 2019

Lyric Parody of Luke Combs' "Beer Never Broke My Heart"


This is childish. I'm sorry. (the original)

Beer Always Makes Me Fart
(Parody of Luke Combs' "Beer Never Broke My Heart")

I get a flatulent ass every time
A couple Budweisers get my stomach awry
Hear that sound, start to cough
Lost a few friends yeah, ran some girlfriends off

It makes a man to frown, can get a whole crowd gone
Yeah, it just sucks man, that ain't a perfume cloud

Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like pinto beans and collard greens have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart

She was my Oklahoma blue eyed baby
Till one night drinkin', now she hates me
Gravel was flying when she left town
If she didn't know then, she sure knows now

Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like refried beans and Dairy Queen have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart

It takes one drink to mount the attack on your snout, son
But I've had fifteen, so buddy you might wanna run

Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like pinto beans and collard greens have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart

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