Showing posts with label Twitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twitter. Show all posts

Feb 20, 2020

Better Names for Luke Bryan's New Beer


Luke Bryan has a beer coming out, because all pop-country artists must put their name on an alcoholic beverage now or else. It’s called Two Lane American Golden Lager, but we came up with some more fitting names. Thanks to Twitter pals for the help!

Nut Hugger Pecan Ale

They Stay the Same Age IPA

Money Maker Shaker @jm_ferguson

Baby Girl Darlin’ Honey Lager

Hip Thrust Tripel

Heinishaken @jchwv11

Midlife Weisses

Goober Gose

Lukahol (he calls it beer, but really it’s just soda pop) @hooper

Extra White Witbier

Skinny Jean Lean @piker73

Bockin’ Boots

Backroad Honey @nlittletaylor

I Don’t Want This Lite to End

Nocohol @straitshooter13

St. Pauli Girl Shake It For Me Ultra-Light Lager @finnhuckster

Piss Tomorrow Goodbye American Lager

Menistat IPA @lhcountryboy

Cheesy Swill @kevink61

Gomer Pale

Oct 4, 2018

A Sad True Story in Two Screenshots




I won't be adding this Twitter block to the Wall of Honor. I'm actually pretty disappointed that the Texas Rattlesnake blocked me for a little smart-assing around. Maybe I should start a Wall of Shame.
I was just messing with you, Steve. Your taste is pretty good. The Rock's is a little better though.

By the way, check out Steve Austin's interview of Joshua Hedley on his podcast. They talk wrestling and country music, both sounding genuinely excited to be talking to each other. It's cool. 



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