From her new album 1988.
Jul 26, 2023
Jul 24, 2023
May 10, 2023
*1 dirty word*
When your friend takes too many
shrooms at the Billy Strings show
When you sneak into the country radio conference and get on a mic and sing "Murder on Music Row"
When you tear up another kid's Morgan Wallen painting in art class
Still waiting on someone to convince me Dan + Shay are country
When you're in a cheerful mood, then Lori McKenna comes on in your shuffle
Your kid after overhearing you listening to Wheeler Walker Jr.
When you meet the one other guy in your hometown who's into Son Volt and Uncle Tupelo
When a demonic bunny rabbit asks you to put on some Martina McBride and you comply
Mar 30, 2023
When you and your middle aged dad friends made it through a whole day at a country festival
Don't know if I could ever live my life without you
Oh Elizabeth, I'm sure missing you
Every time I listen to "The Grand Tour"
Me trying to get through a 35 song album
Be honest, what do you think of Dan + Shay?
When your boss only allows music played over the office speakers, and it's always pop country
Me after thinking of a new way to piss off Morgan Wallen fans
When Tommy left the bar room,
not a Gatlin boy was standing..
He said, "This one's for Becky"
as he watched the last one fall
(From Matt Brucker)
When some young whipper snapper says some shady shit about Willie Nelson
Them: Don't overreact, you can live
through one Luke Bryan song
Lori McKenna before writing another line that'll tear out our hearts
Feb 9, 2023
"What's your favorite Walker Hayes song?"
Charles Wesley Godwin's output
(he don't miss)
When "Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On" hits in the club
If you're about to play me a Luke Bryan song...
If you go to a Billy Strings show empty-handed, can you get hooked up there?
What's your favorite Lori McKenna song?
When dad hears a trap beat country song playing in his house
What if we had a family outing to the Dan + Shay concert?
Morgan Wallen's mama after 'the incident'
Nov 23, 2022
Someday someone will make another good Thanksgiving movie, right?
Mom, why can't I wear my Dan + Shay t-shirt to school?
Cop: So you say it's a Whiskey Myers song's fault you were driving over the speed limit?
Before I hit play on a Lori McKenna song
I knew I shouldn't have played 49 Winchester when you handed me the aux cord
Still better than going to a Walker Hayes concert
The lyrics to a Hellbound Glory song, probably
Luke Combs, amazed he can keep putting out the same songs over and over and still get richer
When the bartender won't turn off the Luke Bryan