Charlie Brown & Peanuts Country Reaction Gifs

"Give me one reason we can't listen to Kane Brown"

Dustin Lynch’s career

Me after listening to Lori McKenna for a couple hours 

A review of Luke Combs’ new album 

Another term for "sad songs make me happy" is:

Stay all night stay a little longer

Every time I give Hardy another chance despite his last song sounding like nails thrown into a box fan

How I sleep after gatekeeping country music all day

Live footage from Kid Rock's Rock the Country tour

The moment you discover the exact temperature of hoochie coochie

Barbie Country Reaction Gifs

Walkin' to the south out of Roanoke

I caught a trucker out of Philly had a nice long toke

Name a word Kane Brown fans can't spell

Still not as cool as Rodney Crowell

Florida-Georgia Line, right before they broke up

Nobody wins, we both lose

When a mom hears Dan + Shay are playing at the amphitheater

Record executive interviewing Sam Hunt:

"So Mr. Hunt, you just kind of talk sing. What do you bring to the table?"

Thomas Rhett videos be like 

Just had the worst dream they're still letting Walker Hayes perform at football games 

Lori McKenna be like

Favorite Songs of 2023 Spotlight / Lori McKenna / "Happy Children"

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #75

When mami sees Wheeler Walker Jr. on junior's playlist

If Zach Bryan ever gets a PR agent

When a bro in a high school parking lot heard "This is How We Roll" playing in 2013

When the concession stand prices are just as overpriced as the concert tickets were

When somebody says a Bailey Zimmerman song slaps

Name one positive attribute of Jason Aldean

Lori McKenna songwriting prompt

When you hear there's a party with rockabilly chicks, midget wrestling, and a Mel McDaniel cover band

How the hell can a person
Go to work in the mornin'
And come home in the evenin'
And have nothin' to say

When a Childers hater thought they were roasting him calling him woke

Gimme 5 yeahs if Luke Bryan sucks

Conway Twitty’s most successful pickup line

Lori McKenna Album Bundle Comes with Tissues, Cooling Eye Mask

New album rollouts and merchandising have become more fun and unique in recent years, with artists offering different packages and bundles to sate the hardcore fan and the casuals alike. Many of them play into themes of the albums or upcoming tours, customizing the listener’s experience with t-shirts, bookmarks, posters, and other items to go along with the CDs or vinyl.

Lori McKenna, an esteemed country-folk singer/songwriter, has gone an extra step with one of her recent releases. Long known for heartfelt stories of real life hardship, grief, and heartache, McKenna is leaning into her assumedly despondent vibe. 

As one might expect, the 1988 Rainy Weekend Bundle includes a copy of 1988 on black vinyl, a Lori tee, and temporary tattoos. Here’s where the marketing synergy begins. This deluxe package, priced at $69.95, also includes Kleenex Ultra Soft tissue, Clear Eyes Redness Relief eye drops, a swelling reducing cooling eye mask, and a coupon for wine. 

“We thought we’d give the fans something they were going to have to buy after they listen to this album anyway,” said McKenna. “This will save them a red-faced, snotty sleeved trip to Kroger!”

McKenna, who has made a career out of making listeners disconsolate, said if this option sells well, she may add it to the merch table at shows. “Then they won’t walk out of my concerts looking like somebody told them their dog died while rescuing a child from the creek and the child also died.” laughed McKenna, oddly.

At press time, McKenna was Googling to see if American Aquarium has a copyright on “Sad songs make me happy.”

Acoustic Performance Video / Lori McKenna / "Happy Children"

 From her new album 1988.

Monday Morning Memes: Jason Aldean, Lori McKenna, Waylon Jennings

 

Donnie Darko Country Reaction Gifs

*1 dirty word*

When your friend takes too many 

shrooms at the Billy Strings show

When you sneak into the country radio conference and get on a mic and sing "Murder on Music Row"

And then...

When you tear up another kid's Morgan Wallen painting in art class

Still waiting on someone to convince me Dan + Shay are country

When you're in a cheerful mood, then Lori McKenna comes on in your shuffle

Your kid after overhearing you listening to Wheeler Walker Jr.

When you meet the one other guy in your hometown who's into Son Volt and Uncle Tupelo

When a demonic bunny rabbit asks you to put on some Martina McBride and you comply

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs: Wrestlemania Week Edition

When you and your middle aged dad friends made it through a whole day at a country festival

Don't know if I could ever live my life without you

Oh Elizabeth, I'm sure missing you

Every time I listen to "The Grand Tour"

Me trying to get through a 35 song album

Be honest, what do you think of Dan + Shay?

When your boss only allows music played over the office speakers, and it's always pop country

Me after thinking of a new way to piss off Morgan Wallen fans

When Tommy left the bar room, 

not a Gatlin boy was standing.. 

He said, "This one's for Becky" 

as he watched the last one fall

(From Matt Brucker)

When some young whipper snapper says some shady shit about Willie Nelson

Them: Don't overreact, you can live 

through one Luke Bryan song

Me:

Lori McKenna before writing another line that'll tear out our hearts