Showing posts with label Billy Currington. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Billy Currington. Show all posts
Aug 1, 2023
Oct 27, 2021
Jun 17, 2020
Top 10 Biggest Jerks in 2000s Country
Some would imagine that the fan-friendly, upbeat country music scene of 2000-2009 would not be as likely to contain divas and d-bags as the more recent country music diaspora. Some would be very, very wrong. Here are some of the genre's most egregious offenders.
10. Jo Dee Messina
Brings a Coke can into church so she has somewhere to spit her dip. Constantly brags about her Peloton.
9. Billy Currington
Once fought with an old guy about a boat wake or something. [edit: being told this actually happened]
Considers his duet with Shania Twain the highpoint of her career.
8. Sara Evans
At concerts, will only perform her biggest hits as spoken word. Made Trick Pony use a utility closet as a dressing room when they opened for her.
7. Brad Paisley
Working with legal team to get “dad jokes” copyrighted so he can sue everybody who uses the term. When people join his group text promotion, he sells their numbers to escort services.
6. Dierks Bentley
Publicly and profanely humiliates anyone who misspells his name. Eats Taco Bell on his bus. Uses the bathroom on his band’s bus.
5. Phil Vassar
Plays “Bobbi with an I” as his encore at concerts. Avoids eye contact with anyone shorter than him. Has an album of Drake covers coming out soon.
4. Cyndi Thomson
Bogarts the joint. “I Crossfit” is her entire Facebook bio. Won’t use the zipper merge in traffic.
3. Steve Holy
Cheats at foosball. Won’t flush a floater. Performs Tekashi 6ix9ine songs on Tik Tok.
2. Mark Wills
Covers a Wheeler Walker Jr. song when he sees there are lots of kids at his concert. Still does the “flaming bag of shit” prank on neighbors despite being in his 40s. Has long conversations in front of what you need at Walmart.
1. John Rich
Wait, who authorized putting an actual jerk on here?
Mar 15, 2018
Aug 16, 2017
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: August '17
A poop emoji equals a negative rating. A strike-thru poop emoji is a positive rating.

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-23) overall which is 6 point improvement from June (the last time we did this chart). The best song is again Midland's "Drinkin' Problem." The worst is a tie: Cole Swindell's putrid "Flatliner" and Chris Lane's terrible "For Her" There are 2 solo females in the top 20, and neither is Kelsea Ballerini, so there's that as a marginal positive.
Things are still bad.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Things are still bad.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Jun 19, 2015
Senseless Censorship: We Haven't Done This in a While Edition
Jun 10, 2015
Billy Currington Wants You To Be Happy
Labels:
Billy Currington,
gifs,
memes,
Ren & Stimpy,
Satire
Jun 2, 2015
5 New Parody Album Covers: Currington, Isbell, Ballerini, etc.
Apr 17, 2015
Tim McGraw: A Supbar Political Cartoon
Labels:
Billy Currington,
cartoon,
Original art,
Tim McGraw
Sep 11, 2014
I'm Sorry, This Exists: September '14
Jason Aldean Thingie...
Grounds for divorce?
Grounds for divorce?
Kenny Rogers Zen Painting Print
(No…. actually, that's awesome)
(No…. actually, that's awesome)
I think a "dimmer" would be more appropriate.
Colt Ford Dip Can Cover
Wow. I don't even know what to say about this.
Wow. I don't even know what to say about this.
Because what bluegrass fan isn't secretly a fan?
In 1984, Vince Neil was charged with vehicular manslaughter while drunk.
This is among his several labels of liquors and wines:
http://www.tatuado-vodka.com/
In 1984, Vince Neil was charged with vehicular manslaughter while drunk.
This is among his several labels of liquors and wines:
http://www.tatuado-vodka.com/
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