Showing posts with label Beavis and Butthead. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beavis and Butthead. Show all posts

Oct 13, 2017

Rick & Morty & Bojack & Beavis & Butthead & Ren and...


A visual representation of what country radio
does to your brain

When somebody tweets that Luke's "Light it Up"
is the greatest country song ever

People who listen to country radio all day...

If it's your opinion that Kelsea Ballerini is better
than Miranda Lambert

Thomas Rhett fan defending his honor on YouTube like...

I give Kane Brown's album two thumbs up. 
Okay, not thumbs...

Hey man, is Sam Hunt country?

It's new music Friday!

Oct 7, 2016

Feb 3, 2016

Real Men Love Beavis


Real Men Love Beavis

Real men love fartin'
Beer and Steve Martin
Cable shows about war
Tammy and Dolly Parton
Real men love grandpa 
Po-boys and cole slaw
And Shawshank makes 'em cry
And they like scratching balls

They like Saturday nights drunk on the couch
Chewing bubble gum from a pouch
And Chris Rock jokes always get them grinnin'
Cheap cigars and sneaking smokes
Hot girls in their yoga pants
Trying to do that dabbing dance
And they get blue
After football season

Real men love Beavis
And topless beaches
And talking like The Rock during Obama speeches
They drive too fast till they see blue lights
They laugh at the meme of Michael Jordan cryin'
They forget to zip their fly
Netflix and chill and the world's alright

They like Saturday nights drunk on the couch
Chewing bubble gum from a pouch
And Pryor jokes always get them grinnin'
Cheap cigars and sneaking smokes
Hot girls in their yoga pants
Trying to do that dabbing dance
And they get blue
After football season
Real men love Beavis

Real men love Beavis
Saturday morning sleepin'
Hair that's barely brushed
And standing outside leakin'

They like Saturday nights drunk on the couch
Chewing bubble gum from a pouch
And Hedberg jokes always get them grinnin'
Cheap cigars and sneaking smokes
Hot girls in their yoga pants
Trying to do that dabbing dance
I'm telling you
It ain't hard to please 'em
Real men love Beavis
Real men love Beavis

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