When Jelly Roll is on every damn channel at the same time
When a country label head finds out their new tall handsome signee can’t sing
Mr. Farce the Music in his mom’s basement toasting to making another Wallen fan angry online
When I see one country artist talk shit about another one on Twitter
Trace Adkins when he’s wondering how she even got them britches on
How people get into Upchurch
Still better than going to a Kane Brown concert
My review of any Chase Matthew song
When Conway sang:
There’s a devil in my body that I just can’t satisfy
When the shitty cover band doesn't know any Tom Petty
When somebody calls me a soylibgaytard on Facebook for making fun of Aldean
