Farce the Music: Motley Crue

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Aug 31, 2022

6 New Classic Rock Parody Album Covers

Jul 6, 2021

Tuesday Morning Memes: Dan + Shay, Vincent Neil Emerson, Travis Tritt

Mar 23, 2021

8 New Hair Metal Parody Album Covers

Aug 17, 2020

More More Monday Memes: Hair Metal, Johnny Cash, Unknown Hinson

(This is based on his actual comment - not mine!)

Mar 25, 2019

No Sleep Roundup: Motley Crue, Vale, Sharkmuffin, Brooks & Dunn

By Robert Dean

YO. Is it me or is everyone crazy busy right now? It’s probably that we’re all bursting at the seams with that warm weather optimism, thinking about living in shorts for a few months, drinking in the garage, summer shows, tubing, the smell of the grill. All the best things about life happen in the warm weather.

Anyhow, in the spirit of spring officially here, let’s get y’all up to speed on some of the rad shit happening around and in the world of music, shall we? Let’s Roundup.

Ok, so first off, The Dirt dropped last week. People who love the Crüe are happy while everyone else with two eyeballs says it sucks. [Editor’s note: (insert eyeroll emoji)] I was going to review it, but my best friend likes to remind me that I hate the band and everything 1980’s cock rock. So, I have nothing to add to this except, while I like rock and roll stories, seeing Tommy Lee in a thong doesn’t interest me in the least. Shit is so wack.

ANYHOW,

Jerry Lee Lewis suffered a stroke and has effectively canceled his New Orleans Jazzfest appearance. Big up’s to The Killer and hopefully, he’ll have a speedy recovery.

If you’re into Chelsea Wolfe’s brooding, check out Louise Lemón’s new record, “A Broken Heart, is An Open Heart.” It’s got all of the doomy witch vibes one needs. It’s a little spooky and moody, but ultimately, solidly evil. Listen to it here.

Another female-fronted kick to the neck, Low Dose is dropping a raging new album that feels like a mix of the Big Business + Melvins era, but approachably singy, sprinkled with a touch of the riot grrrl sound. Featuring ex-members of Fight Amp, Lose Dose is an easy winner if you’re looking for something that’s heavy but 100% relatable if you’ve ever had to deal with adult emotional problems.

Brooks and Dunn are nominated for the Country Music Hall of Fame, and honestly, if you haven’t had a lonely night to “Neon Moon,” you’re not doing it right.

Vale is a new death metal + black metal band that’s doing some seriously grim shit. If you need something KVLT as FUCK, this will whet your appetite. Check out Vale here.

Three new records you need in your life are dropping within the next week or so:

Yawpers - Human Question
Mekons - Deserted
Vandoliers - Forever (out now)

Don’t sleep on any of these, I’ve covered all three and they’re all bangers.

Sharkmuffin’s new jammer “Fate” is straight up sick. If you’ve got a love for My Bloody Valentine, get on this ASAP. I wish I’d of caught their SXSW sets because apparently, they kicked the shit out of everyone and I had no idea.

Dick Dale, the King of Surf Rock died. Mad respect to the man who wrote “Misirlou” aka the best tune to ever open a movie.

ALBERICH UNVEILS “CHILSONG CHAMBER” - I don’t really know what to make of this, other than it reminds me of living with my friend Mike in my early 20’s. He was on all of this stuff. Took me to see KMFDM, Venetian Snares, all kinds of good stuff. I was hanging with dudes in black boots and shorts and saw folks headbang to synthesizers. So, get on this if that’s your speed.

And finally, Full of Hell is back. If you’re looking to get your teeth kicked in. Look no further. They’re easily one of the best new pissed off, heavy bands in the game. Watch their new one here.

Aug 13, 2016

Saturday Night Music: Mötley Crüe

Apr 13, 2016

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 8: Sturgill, FGL, Rascal Flatts, etc.

When you accidentally hear that Motley Crue

song Rascal Flatts covered

So, you're a country fan? Like Luke Bryan and Jason Aldean?

When Mumford and Sons fans go out dancing

When you finally hear Sturgill's new album

When you find a Florida-Georgia Line

album in your son's room

Just the thought of FGL doing a Merle tribute

makes you do this

When Tyler Farr is finally fed up with all the insults

Sep 19, 2015

Saturday Night Music: Motley Crue

Sep 30, 2014

Gnome Sweet Gnome

Gnome Sweet Gnome

(Lyric parody of Motley Crue's "Home Sweet Home" which was recently covered by Justin Moore)

You know I'm a wee man
Barely five foot three
I have to climb on a stool
Just so I can take a pee
Don't put things so high
Way up on that Walmart shelf
Can't reach the Dawn, and can't reach the veal
I'm such an elf

Put me in your lap
Hold me in your hands
Just pick me up
On your shoulders so I
Can see the rock band

I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Petite, petite
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...

You know that I wear
Size four boots on my feet and
On my bus, got my own
Graco car seat

I'm just like a leprechaun
Short legs and T-rex arms
And you know no one
No one's gonna get
Me Lucky Charms

I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...
Half pint, half pint
I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...

Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...
Gnome sweet gnome...

I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...

Hey!

I'm in the way
I'm in the way
Gnome sweet gnome...

Sep 11, 2014

I'm Sorry, This Exists: September '14

Jason Aldean Thingie...
Grounds for divorce?

Kenny Rogers Zen Painting Print
(No…. actually, that's awesome)

Luke Bryan Portrait

Blake Shelton Light Switch Cover

I think a "dimmer" would be more appropriate.

Colt Ford Dip Can Cover
Wow. I don't even know what to say about this.

Brantley Gilbert Bottoms Up Panties

Pickin' on Nickelback Album

Because what bluegrass fan isn't secretly a fan?

In 1984, Vince Neil was charged with vehicular manslaughter while drunk.
This is among his several labels of liquors and wines:
http://www.tatuado-vodka.com/

Hunter Hayes/Carrie Underwood Flip Book

Autographed Luke Bryan Drawing

Kid Rock Redneck Paradise Flip Flops

Billy Currington "Let Me Down Easy" Panties
Classy!

Aug 27, 2014

Top 10 Things That Sound Better Than Rascal Flatts' Cover of "Kickstart My Heart"

10.

09.

Bob Dylan arguing with Tom Waits beside a clothes dryer with a rock in it

08.

07.

Taylor Swift singing the "Napa Know How" theme song a cappella

06.

05.

Brantley Gilbert humming while gargling hot whiskey in a hailstorm

04.

03.

This???

02.

William Hung singing the "Star Spangled Banner" through a box fan

01.

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......but judge for yourself: Kickstart My Heart

Aug 19, 2014

\m/ Out Today!!! \m/

Aug 6, 2014

Dumb Dierks Quote Meme

Jul 15, 2014

Justin Moore Sings With Vince Neil

Jul 7, 2014

Monday Morning Memes: Rascal Flatts, Justin Moore, etc.

May 20, 2014

Rascal Flatts Covers Motley Crue

I found out yesterday that Rascal Flatts will be covering Motley Crue's "Kickstart My Heart" on Big Machine's tribute album (which also features Brantley Gilbert, Big & Rich, and the utter desecration of my adolescence). Well, the Flatts boys decided to put a personal spin on the song!* Here are the exclusive lyrics.