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Sam Hunt celebrated his longest reigning Billboard Hot Country song of all time with a goblet of Perrier garnished with kiwi and a new pair of wide cropped trousers
Taylor Swift has been pondering a return to country music, but feels that the current scene is "too pop" for her
I wonder if mentioning that Upchurch guy or Luke Combs gets people to visit this site? Only one way to find out....
Bucky Covington is currently in the studio working on his new album*
*in the food truck grilling some brats
Former AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson is expected to release a country album in 2018 titled 'For Those About To Mud (We'll Drink a Cold One To That)'
Martina McBride once bet Reba a single's royalty payments she could kill a bottle of Rumple Minze in 30 seconds. That's how she paid for the indoor shooting range in her house.
Upon further investigation, Cody Jinks may be the devil
The Nashville zoo once went on lockdown due to a gorilla escape until they realized it was just Dylan Scott
Every 6-8 months I google 'Colt Ford' to make sure he's still alive so I can write facts about him and not seem like too much of an ass
Kyle Park is derivative, obsequious, facile, and parochial. For you Texas music fans, that means he's no different from mainstream country
Tyler Childers has become so famous that the Taco Bell in Louisa, Kentucky cleaned their bathroom in his honor
Kelsea Ballerini is as cute as a button and twice the singer
FTM was gonna start a @BedazzledLukeBryan Twitter account but all our planned posts just looked like Luke Bryan's
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...if you sang "Independence Day" on Independence Day.
...if you constantly yell out the name of the band's biggest hit at the concert, like they won't get around to that.
...if you can tell the difference between all the "I'm country, by damn" anthems.
...if you think Bobby Bare is a porn star.
...if you created an entire Tumblr thread trying to call out @Farcethemusic
...if you hate country AND western.
...if you've ever gotten in an argument over whether Jason Aldean or Brantley Gilbert is the better country singer.
...you keep posting pictures and excited status updates from the Chenny Kesney show
...if "Chicks Dig It" is your theme song.
...if you only buy complete albums if "greatest hits" is in the title.
...if you're the only dude at the show with his girlfriend on his shoulders. And she's just up there to show her tits.
...if you're front row and don't know the band you're watching, while they're filming for a music video
...if you're okay with the band leaving the stage due to birds pooping on them.
...if you just love Kris Kristofferson's work. He was awesome in Blade!
...if you never show up for the opening band
...if you've skipped out on Gregg Allman for Buckcherry at a festival.
...if Colt Ford is your favorite rapper.
...if you think the band Husker Du has something to do with Nebraska football.
...if when asked if you like The Replacements, you start talking about the movie. Or, even worse, the cartoon.
...if you were so happy to see Charlie Rich win Celebrity Apprentice.
...if you love Willie Nelson only because you share a favorite relaxation pastime of his.
...if you claim to love the band, don't know a single song as all your gawkin at is the bass players package.
...if you wear an AC/DC t-shirt ironically.
...if everybody on your iTunes has a criminal record.
...if you think Doc Watson sent Marty McFly back in time.