10. Your aunt actually wins that RV she keeps reposting about on Facebook.
9. Justin Moore takes a leak without standing on a potty stool.
8. A Nigerian prince sends you 3.2 million dollars.
6. Ifs and buts become candy and nuts.
4. Donald Trump releases his tax returns. Joe Biden admits he’s uncertain which city he’s in.
2. Hank Sr stops rolling in his grave.
By Trailer & Jeremy Harris