I don't literally hate all of these songs, just most.
Showing posts with label Ashley McBryde. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ashley McBryde. Show all posts
Jul 16, 2020
Jul 1, 2020
Top Albums of 2020: First Half Report
1. Futurebirds - Teamwork
2. Mike & The Moonpies - Touch of You
3. Katie Pruitt - Expectations
4. Brandy Clark - Your Life is a Record
5. Gabe Lee - Honky Tonk Hell
6. Hill Country - s/t
7. Ashley McBryde - Never Will
8. Rookie - s/t
9. Jesse Daniel - Rollin’ On
10. Waxahatchee - Saint Cloud
11. American Aquarium - Lamentations
12. Will Hoge - Tiny Little Movies
13. Hailey Whitters - The Dream
14. Reckless Kelly - American Jackpot/American Girls
15. Run the Jewels - RTJ4
16. The Secret Sisters - Saturn Return
17. John Baumann - Country Shade
18. Randy Rogers/Wade Bowen - Hold My Beer 2
19. Aubrie Sellers - Far From Home
20. Jason Isbell & The 400 Unit - Reunions
21. Jaime Wyatt - Neon Cross
22. Caitlyn Smith - Supernova
23. Caleb Caudle - Better Hurry Up
24. Kyle Nix - Lightning on the Mountain
25. Fiona Apple - Fetch the Bolt Cutters
26. John Anderson - Years
27. Rich O’Toole - New York
28. Dalton Domino - Feverdreamer
29. Caitlin Cannon- The Trash Cannon Album
30. Steve Earle - Ghosts of West Virginia
*there are a few recent and forthcoming albums I haven't listened to enough to rank yet
**this is just Trailer's top 30 - year end list will include all FTM contributors
Jun 19, 2020
Simp Actually Enjoys Hearing Women Sing Country Music
Written By This Guy?
Ft. Lauderdale - A male country fan has confessed to actually liking country music performed by women. Florida panhandle man Harvey Christian counts himself a fan of Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert, AND Ashley McBryde, among others. The simp finds their shrill and annoying voices somehow enjoyable. Really.
Studies by mainstream country research firms have proven time and again that female singers should only be the exception and not the rule when programming radio playlists. Tomatoes in the salad, if you will. And yet, this purported country music fan truly finds chick songs to be engaging and of artistic merit. P****-whipped!
“The women sing about subjects of substance more often than their male counterparts,” said the wuss. “And even when their songs are light-hearted, I find them more engaging and memorable.” LOL, I guess he’s never listened to Dustin Lynch!
While other real men listen to stalwarts like Florida-Georgia Line, Luke Bryan, and Sam Hunt, Harvey-freaking-Christian is white knighting all over social media about how much he loves Margo Price and Mickey Guyton. It’s nearly certain he’s just trying to get into some liberal babe’s pants. We don’t buy it.
“No, I’m happily married and my wife listens to jazz and pop so I’m not trying to impress anybody,” insisted the pansy. “I am telling you the gospel truth when I say that I truly find pleasure in hearing females perform country and western music.” Liar. Data says even women don’t like women singing, so what’s the deal??
“I even love the classics like Patsy Cline, Tammy Wynette, and Loretta Lynn,” sucks up Christian. “They didn’t get the due as they deserved in their time.” Patsy’s dead, loser, she’s not going to read this!
At press time, this subservient wimp was queuing up some Lori McKenna, to get in his feelings or whatever.
Apr 15, 2020
Top Albums of 2020 - First Quarter Report
1. Futurebirds - Teamwork
2. Katie Pruitt - Expectations
3. Brandy Clark - Your Life is a Record
4. Gabe Lee - Honky Tonk Hell
5. Ashley McBryde - Never Will
6. Rookie - s/t
7. Marcus King - El Dorado
8. Jesse Daniel - Rollin’ On
9. Waxahatchee - Saint Cloud
10. Hailey Whitters - The Dream
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*there are a few recent and forthcoming albums I haven't listened to enough to rank yet
**this is just Trailer's top 10 - year end list will include all FTM contributors
Apr 12, 2020
Sunday Mornin’ Music / Ashley McBryde / “Amazing Grace”
I wouldn’t normally sing this song but we all may need this right now and there isn’t a better place to sing it at than the Ryman. The mother church pulls things out of you and will tell you what to sing and when to sing it...even if you can’t. Happy Easter, love to you all pic.twitter.com/YY3vMgUb42— Ashley McBryde (@AshleyMcBryde) April 12, 2020
Apr 7, 2020
Really Dumb Country Reviews: April 2020
Real reviews from a popular music service.
Sam Hunt - Southside
Ashley McBryde - Never Will
Dixie Chicks - Gaslighter
Tyler Childers - Country Squire
Luke Bryan - Born Here, Live Here, Die Here
Apr 6, 2020
Feb 29, 2020
Dec 21, 2019
Nov 29, 2019
Sanford and Son Country Reaction Gifs
If somebody says "the new Thomas Rhett song will blow you away"
If you've never seen Heartworn Highways
When all your rowdy friends come over
When someone you trusted said they just bought tickets to see Jason Aldean
When Grady says Ray Charles sucks
If you're not an Ashley McBryde fan...
When your friend finds a Big & Rich CD in your old collection
If you think the definition of country music is "whatever they're playing on the mainstream country station"
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