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When your stepson says he's a huge Big Smo fan
When you try to make your friend stop listening to Lindi Ortega
Riding with your Brantley Gilbert fan cousin like...
Did you know Dave Cobb is Brent Cobb's cousin?
When your girlfriend walks in after
you just listened to Turnpike Troubadours
When you meet Hunter Hayes
Jan 29, 2016
Here are some of our buddy Reginald Spears' most recent and popular tweets.
Oh, you don't like Cam Newton dancing around but you love Luke Bryan doing it? Thanks for letting us know you're an idiot.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 25, 2016
Build a buff snowman in Nashville today & give it a five o'clock shadow & a grey tshirt, it'll be signed to a record contract in minutes.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 23, 2016
If Trump will build a wall around Georgia to keep all the bro-country singers in, he's got my vote.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 15, 2016
I'd rather shoot a bottle rocket out of my urethra than go to a Luke Bryan concert.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 31, 2015
In 2016 resolve to listen to more singers whose jeans weren't picked out for them.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 30, 2015
Florida-Georgia Line fans think "steel guitar" is a verb instead of a noun.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 13, 2015
Personally, I'll trade some Florida-Georgia Line fans for some Syrian refugees.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) November 19, 2015
I'm not a smart man but I know Sam Hunt ain't a country singer.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) October 28, 2015
If somebody would play Hunter Hayes some Sturgill Simpson, I bet he'd finally sprout a chest hair.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) October 9, 2015
RT for moderately painful splinter. Fav for Brantley Gilbert. pic.twitter.com/DSOLtH5z0T— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) September 26, 2015
Dec 21, 2015
Oct 27, 2015
Shooter Jennings recently found his He-Man costume from 3rd grade and
decided to wear it this year since it still fits.
Colt Ford scrapped plans to go as someone less talented than himself when
he couldn't find a Big Smo outfit.
After being up late with a cranky baby, Jason Isbell will accidentally put on
Amanda Shires' pants on the 31st and walk out dressed as Sam Hunt.
Somewhere in Georgia a hay-wagon hitch will break and nearly cancel the hayride
but all will be saved by Brantley Gilbert's wallet chain.
Hunter Hayes has been spotted at Sam's Club buying gallon tubs of vaseline to
grease his face up because just a fat suit isn't enough to look like Gary Levox.
In 2012 Hank Williams Jr dressed as Chewbacca but everyone knew it was him
because he was constantly yelling "I'm Hank Williams Jr, bitch!."
On October 31st Dale Watson will wake up and dress like a badass. Just like every other day.
This year Chad Brock will be dressed as a homeless man on the streets of Nashville.
He will remain in costume through 2018.
Florida Georgia Line decided to not dress as what they believe to be the greatest country duo
of all time because they couldn't decide which one had to be Big Kenny.
Tyler Farr will be arrested on Halloween for parking a hearse outside
a neighbor kid's bedroom and throwing popcorn balls at the window.
After a bad experience with Wynonna's spray tan artist Dolly Parton will be stopped at
the local farmers market for being suspected of smuggling two pumpkins out the door.
Chris Stapleton's costume will not be seen by most of the country but
people that actually know things will agree it's the best costume this year.
Ray Wylie Hubbard will dress as a geriatric Danny Zuko. The other 364 days of the year
this is referred to as "the Ray Wylie Hubbard look."
By Jeremy Harris
Sep 24, 2015
Ever wonder what your favorite (or least favorite) country stars seek when they summon the power of the all-knowing Google. Well, wonder no more!*
*these aren't real