Showing posts with label The Band Perry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Band Perry. Show all posts
Feb 3, 2021
If Pop-Country Groups Were Metal Bands 2
Jul 14, 2020
Clusterf*** World Champions
Labels:
Lady A,
Lady Antebellum,
memes,
Satire,
The Band Perry
Jan 15, 2020
Ice Cold Country Hot Takes
Mar 6, 2019
NOW That's What I Call Opry!
In honor of Kelsea Ballerini's invitation to join the Grand Ole Opry last night, the Opry has today announced the release of NOW That's What I Call Opry! Awesome!
Jan 17, 2019
The Crud Report: January 2019
Oct 9, 2018
7 New Parody Album Covers: Kane Brown, The Band Perry, Eric Church, etc.
Feb 22, 2017
Classic Sitcoms Country Reaction Gifs
Listening to somebody defend The Band Perry

Hey, how come Widespread Panic only
sounds badass when you see them live?

Beatles! Stones! Beatles! Stones!
STONES!!!!!!!!
STONES!!!!!!!!
When she buys you front row tickets to Sturgill
for your birthday
for your birthday
How's that new Nikki Lane album sound?
When you're a hater but trying to be polite
Hey! Did you hear Ray Wylie Hubbard
announced a show here?
When they actually play a country song
on the country station
Feb 3, 2017
Our Wall of Honor Gets a New Addition!
Farce the Music's Wall of Honor is a showplace for our well-earned and highly prized Twitter blocks. Today we add a new plaque. Our least favorite country pop country pop country pop flip floppers: THE BAND PERRY!
They are added to the existing wall...
Labels:
Jerrod Niemann,
Luke Bryan,
Mikel Knight,
The Band Perry,
Wall of Honor
Dec 21, 2016
The Ten Worst Country Songs of 2016
1. Thomas Rhett - Vacation
I mean, there have been worse songs in human history. The song your drunken friend made up about farts one night after eating Taco Bell at 2:14 a.m. "I'm Too Sexy?" Nah, that's better. Uh, "Who Let the Dogs Out?" Nah, still better. Um. Starship's "We Built This City"…yeah, that's a toss-up. You get the point. "Vacation" is bad; real bad; torture bad. It's not only poorly written by FOURTEEN PEOPLE, it's shoddy, sounding as if your friend's "fart song" was given a modicum of production by an intern. "Vacation" transcends bro-country because it's a perfect storm of awfulness. A shit hurricane. A dumpster fire in hell. A train wreck in a funeral home. Thankfully, radio somehow agreed that it was terrible and prevented it from becoming an actual hit. Still, Rhett Akins, what hath thou wrought upon us?
2. Chris Lane - Fix
Farce the Music probably made more memes about this song than any other in 2016. Twenty-sixteen was one of the worst years in the lifetime of most people reading these words, so imagine being one of the two worst songs during that time-frame. It's almost like you have to try to make something this bad. It rides on the 'love as a drug' cliché metaphor like a screaming toddler on the Booh Bah ride at Chuck E. Cheese. That might sound pretty entertaining, but imagine you're the parent, and the kid just threw up and his change of clothes is in the car and you locked the keys in. Yeah, that bad.
3. Clare Dunn - Tuxedo
This would be number one if it had actually made an impact on the country charts. Or 1b, anyway; yeesh "Vacation" is so bad. As it stands, the sheer horror of this thing still gives it a top 3 finish. This makes 2015's "Friend Zone" sound like "Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Rain." Clare Dunn, you should be embarrassed. I'm embarrassed for you, anyway.
4. Luke Bryan - Move
"Move" is the next in a long line of shaking it for me and kicking dust up on my kind of night. In fact, it's part 4 in that nightmare of a quadrilogy. Luke Bryan is probably on the verge of leaving crap like this off of his albums, being over 40 and all, but he's still hanging onto those last threads of his frat bro days. "Move" isn't quite as bad as the first three I referred to, but it's still "turn the channel within the first five notes" material.
5. Dustin Lynch - Seein' Red
This isn't a country song. This isn't a good pop song. Dustin Lynch has a pretty nice country-sounding voice. The fact that he's made such a swift move from semi-traditional pop-country to disco metro garbage like this is surely a clear sign that he's more enamored with dollar signs than art.
6. Dierks Bentley - Somewhere on a Beach
Dierks is better than this, but 2016 was the year Dierks decided he fully did not care what he's better than. He and his management and handlers were probably hoping this was the one that'd finally make him an A-lister, but nope. Still on that B-list, D. I'd rather hang just below elite level with songs I could be proud of than follow the crowd and still miss the mark.
7. The Band Perry - Comeback Kid
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha.
8. Florida-Georgia Line - H.O.L.Y.
(insert stock commentary about FGL trying to put out more mature songs and sounding ridiculous doing so)
9. Brantley Gilbert - The Weekend
I don't have the energy to make fun of Brantley again right now. This is just not good. Brantley's voice only sounds (relatively) good singing the random ballad now and then. He'd rather do these bro party anthems. I'd rather not hear them.
10. Kane Brown - Ain't No Stopping Us Now
Just stop. Kane has been another example of "the internet is not the real world" in 2016. You know… how internet popularity and social media bubble mindsets don't necessarily have any footing in the real world… One of those examples will be inaugurated in January. The other will be doing county fair shows for passionate Tumblr fans in the years to come.
Aug 19, 2016
Sturgill, Band Perry, FGL Memes: Stash Contest Entries
Labels:
Contests,
Florida Georgia Line,
Margo Price,
memes,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson,
The Band Perry,
Whitey Morgan,
WWE
Aug 12, 2016
When Bad Things Happen to The Band Perry
Labels:
Live Forever,
memes,
Satire,
The Band Perry
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