More Monday Memes: Luke Bryan, Jerrod Niemann, Kane Brown

(Note: This meme is not making fun of Upchurch's teeth ...
I was going to use Dumb & Dumber regardless; it just kinda worked out this way)

Tiger King Country Reaction Gifs

When Jerrod Niemann's "Donkey" flopped.

Wheeler Walker Jr. in 20 years about to sing a song about nursing home sex

Why don't you like Kane Brown's music?

  

Keith Urban's gonna have a livestream concert!

When your new lover promised you 

some meth if you'd go to an Upchurch concert

Does this guy look like Florida-Georgia Line's oldest fan?

When "Goodbye Earl" comes on

right after you killed your husband

Bro-Country Lyrics or Sex Talk?

Top 10 “Bro-Country Lyrics or Sex Talk?”

Inspired by this tweet.

10. You make me want to roll my windows down

9. A little fruity but she asked if I liked it

8. Aw naw, aw naw

7. Sounds like it sucks

6. Park this Silverado on your front lawn

5. I can smooth it out, I can slick it up

4. Jump on in, tell yo’ friends

3. Yeah boy, I’m about to show me a city slicker

2. I kick it with a mule

1. Shimmy up inside

Who Killed Hannibal Memes: Country Radio, Jerrod Niemann, Concerts

Our Wall of Honor Gets a New Addition!

Farce the Music's Wall of Honor is a showplace for our well-earned and highly prized Twitter blocks. Today we add a new plaque. Our least favorite country pop country pop country pop flip floppers: THE BAND PERRY!

They are added to the existing wall...

Jerrod Niemann & Lee Brice Have a New Song

Here's an honest ad for it...

Farce's Wall of Honor Gets a Major Upgrade

The Farce the Music Wall of Honor

We here at FTM consider it a positive, nay a victory, when an enemy of truth in country music on Twitter has finally had their fill of brutal honesty from us and blocks our account. While still nowhere near the level we hope to achieve, we've had at least 6 well known artists/head honchos deem us unworthy of reading their tweets. Witness, the FTM Wall of Honor!

And welcome our new crown jewel, none other than Mr. Luther Bryan!

Had to go back and add the infamous Mikel Knight, Country Rap King, as well...

Crud Report Country Headlines 2-16: Stapleton, Hunt, Aldean, Bobby Bones, etc.

The Farce the Music Wall of Honor

We here at FTM consider it a positive, nay a victory, when an enemy of truth in country music on Twitter has finally had their fill of brutal honesty from us and blocks our account. While still nowhere near the level we hope to achieve, we've had at least 5 well known artists/head honchos deem us unworthy of reading their tweets. Witness, the FTM Wall of Honor!

Had to go back and add the infamous Mikel Knight, Country Rap King, as well...

At Least It's Not Donkey!

Country TwitterFAIL: July '15

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews Jerrod Niemann's "Blue Bandana"

Oh you must be joking, Trailer. I don't even know who this is. He looks like a pervert. Oohhh, wait. I do know who this is. This is that dude that sang the song about "riding my donkey donkey to the honky tonky." LMAOOO. This guy could give away all his money, sell his $50,000 truck, get a divorce and a drinking habit, move to a cabin in Louisiana, sing only Hank Sr. covers, and live off the land, and he still would be about as country as a butt implant.

 I read a review of another "song" he did last year and it says it was an EDM dance party song or some shit. Nashville is pretty much just a step or two above ISIS to me by now. Their destroying the foundation built by real Outlaws and REAL country singers. Jared Kneeman is a straight up joke. I won't even listen to this, Trailer. Theyre's not enough money in the world. The ruining of our nation. First they take the music, then they take the flag.

Reading the lyrics, this song seems to be about some skank who likes to go to music festivals. That's it. Thair is literally nothing else to the song. I'm guessing its a rap breakdown before the last chorus. Damn damn damn, George Jones would burn a CD of this song, then run over it with his mower. How can you people even take this crap seriously? I'd rather run barefoot with scissors at the running of the bulls then even here 10 seconds of this. I bet it sounds like Bon Jovi and Lady Gaga farting through an autotuner.

This so called country is more like CRAP. If you give this toolsatchel ninety-nine cents for this travesty against Hank Williams' soul, you'd be better off eating 99 pennies. The poop you'd have later would feel better then listening to this! One of the last lines says "I got a beat up van;" well, I wish he'd just get beat up.