Showing posts with label Pistol Annies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pistol Annies. Show all posts
Apr 3, 2019
Dec 5, 2018
What Your Favorite 2018 Album Says About You
Colter Wall - Songs of the Plains
You roll your own cigarettes. You only wear raw denim. You think condiments are for the weak.
Kacey Musgraves - Golden Hour
You never knew you liked country music and you're completely amazed a debut album could be this good.
Morgan Wallen - If I Know Me
You are in Morgan's family.
Tyler Childers - Purgatory
You aren't really into calendars.
Kelsea Ballerini - Unapologetically (Deluxe)
This is the only album you've heard this year.
Ruston Kelly - Mockingbird
You are blocked by Ryan Adams on Twitter. People who know you would best describe you as "pretends to be clinically depressed."
Pistol Annies - Interstate Gospel
If female, you have probably punched a man in the face before. If male, you vote Democrat but own a shitload of guns.
Cody Jinks - Lifers
You have been muted by half your Facebook friends for sharing too many Farce the Music memes.
Sarah Shook & The Disarmers - Years
You have definitely punched a man in the face before. You once landed a frontside 180 kickflip without spilling your whiskey.
Kane Brown - Evolution
You have a misspelled tattoo about drama somewhere on your body. All your Facebook posts are passive aggressive but end with a Bible verse. You graduated 5th in your class …of 5 people in your GED class.
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This is satire. Don't take it seriously.
Also, if your favorite wasn't here, there may be more editions soon.
Idea stolen from Medium.
Idea stolen from Medium.
Nov 15, 2018
Nov 7, 2018
Oct 2, 2015
Really Dumb Country Music Reviews 2
Real country song/album reviews from a popular music downloading service.
Ashley Monroe - The Blade
George Strait - Love is Everything
Jason Isbell - Something More Than Free
Pistol Annies - Hell on Heels
Thomas Rhett - Tangled Up
Sam Hunt - Montevallo
Turnpike Troubadours - s/t
Chris Stapleton - Traveller
Oct 13, 2014
Jun 11, 2013
Little Known Facts: June '13
Joe Diffie and Ronnie Dunn are recruiting a third member to join their new hick-hop outfit, Middle Aged and Cray Cray.
Make sure you check inside your Pepsi cans this summer. One lucky person will open a can with a life size Justin Moore cutout placed inside.
Colt Ford has never eaten the bones at Kentucky Fried Chicken but has swallowed an entire bucket of chicken twice.
If Blake Shelton's voice had the same inflection as his brain, he'd sing like Ben Stein.
Both members of Florida-Georgia Line thought Nelly was the chick from Little House on the Prairie before their "Cruise" remix, and they were still okay with it.
16-year-old girls love Jason Aldean and Jason Aldean loves (The remainder of this Little Known Fact has been deleted based on advice obtained from Trailer's lawyer)
Gary Levox puts his pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us. He requires a hydraulic hoist but still does one leg at a time.
Pistol Annies' rumored break-up is being blamed on Ashley and Angeleena coming to the realization that Miranda actually talked them into singing backup on "Boys Round Here."
Billy Currington doesn't know the meaning of moderation. Seriously, he doesn't know the meaning of the word.
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Thanks to (?) Jeremy Harris for most of these.
Jun 24, 2011
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