Showing posts with label Dale Watson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dale Watson. Show all posts
Jul 13, 2024
Saturday Night Music / Dale Watson / "I Lie When I Drink"
Labels:
Dale Watson,
Saturday Night Music
May 26, 2024
Sunday Mornin' Music / Dale Watson / "The Hand of Jesus"
Labels:
Dale Watson,
Sunday Mornin' Music
Jul 12, 2022
Tell 'Em, Stick It Up High
Labels:
boomer memes,
Dale Watson,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
May 2, 2022
Monday Morning Memes: Dustin Lynch, CMT, Jason Aldean
Labels:
CMT,
Dale Watson,
Dustin Lynch,
Jason Aldean,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Satire
Oct 18, 2021
Monday Morning Memes: Cody Jinks, Walker Hayes, Dale Watson
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Dale Watson,
memes satire,
Walker Hayes
Sep 18, 2020
Sticking It To Nashville With Dale Watson, Margo Price, Eleven Hundred Springs, etc.
Dec 6, 2019
No Good Country Music Released Since ’79, Says Moron
Curmudgeonly country fan Carl Outlaw says that not a single good country song or album has been released since 1979. Despite the fact that Outlaw was born in the early 90s, he feels confident in his oblivious statement.
“There ain’t been no good country since the heyday of Merle and Willie and Coe, and you can put that in your pipe and smoke it.” said the idiot, shuffling through his playlist that managed to exclude the likes of Johnny Cash, Dwight Yoakam, and The Judds.
According to Carl, though not specifically mentioned, Patty Loveless sucks. He also believes, based on his time limits, that Jamey Johnson, Tyler Childers, Kelsey Waldon, and Turnpike Troubadours have all released subpar music unworthy of his attention.
When asked about Johnny Cash’s renewed output from the nineties, he says “hipster bullshit…anything that snooty college kids like, I don’t like.” “If it doesn’t have a steel guitar, fiddle, acoustic guitars, and sad lyrics about dying of cirrhosis in a flophouse, it’s not good country,” continued Outlaw. “There have been no songs that fit that description in my entire lifetime and it makes me sad for the future of America.”
The fool thinks Chris Stapleton and Sunny Sweeney are just awful, if we go by his own misguided cutoff date. Jason Boland and the Stragglers, Jamie Lin Wilson, Dale Watson, Cody Jinks, and Miranda Lambert are terrible as well.
When asked what he thought of Luke Bell’s self-titled traditional country gem from just a couple years ago, Outlaw replied “Luke Bryan, who’s she?”
Aug 27, 2019
Tell 'Em, Dale
Labels:
Billboard,
Dale Watson,
Diplo,
Marshmello,
memes,
Satire
Mar 18, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Dustin Lynch, Maren Morris, Kane Brown
Labels:
Dale Watson,
Dustin Lynch,
Kane Brown,
Maren Morris,
Marie Kondo,
memes,
Satire,
WWE
Apr 20, 2018
Just My .02 on Coachella
On Coachella Culture and the "Death of Rock n' Roll"
by Robert Dean
I keep seeing these op/ed’s that all reek of the same lingo: “Rock and Roll is Dead! Bury it next to the family dog and tell all of your friends to burn their acoustic guitars, because beats are the future.”
Repeat this tired headline, and you’ve got what’s been commented on, shared countless times across social media. Well, almost as much as people endlessly blabbering over Beyoncé’s dance-off with her sister.
Here’s the deal about Coachella: no one who likes rock and roll in any of its various forms gives a shit about Coachella. Coachella is a festival dedicated to false idealism, ultra-PC bullshit that’s so extreme no one believes it. Look, I’m Liberal as Fuck, but what pops off at the fashion fest for people who don’t actually like music is not what the rest of the world would consider as normal – avocado toast and all.
Back in the day, the desert festival was a unique mixture of all styles of music. Now that that pop culture isn’t aligned with anything holding a guitar, all things exciting are some nerds singing over music that sounds like it was created in a Gap bathroom. Hey, that’s fine and well, but know what scene you’re trying to sell to. Someone in a flower crown typically doesn’t have their finger on the pulse of what Turnstile is up to.
Rock and Roll needs to move back into the recesses of popular culture and rethink what it’s been doing for the last twenty years. Since Grunge, we’ve had some pretty terrible trends that spawned stuff like Creed, System of A Down, Incubus, and 21 Pilots. Nothing has guts, and all of it is wack. Given the political and social climate of the country, you’d think there has to be a few bands brewing that are capable of capturing the masses once again. It’s possible, but we have to let certain sub-sects of the genre weed themselves out.
Besides, who wants rock music to be super popular anyhow? Do you remember when wearing a leather jacket meant you didn’t give a shit and would fight a nun over the last beer? Or when having a face tattoo meant 'stay far away?' Now your barista has a face tattoo. Rock and Roll needs to get dangerous, get mean again. Don’t worry if David Byrne or the Flaming Lips aren’t drawing what they used to. All that means is the herd is thinning, and the die-hards will get better spots at the bar.
Riot Fest is thriving because it celebrates the diversity of the music, not relying on cheap trends. There are festivals all over the country that are as good, too. Don’t worry that Rock and Roll is ringing the death bell; it’s just going back underground where it belongs. As long as guys like JD McPherson, Dale Watson, The Shack Shakers, and Jack White are still kicking, I think we’re ok.
Apr 19, 2018
Dustin Lynch Represents
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Dale Watson,
Dustin Lynch,
memes,
Satire
Dec 7, 2017
Pulp Fiction Country Reaction Gifs
Foul language and violence below.
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If you talk loudly during a concert.
Looking for a country song on country radio like...
Still more country than Sam Hunt
When some Dale Watson comes on
Your wallet after a bunch of good concerts are announced
Conversing with a Kane Brown fan like...
"If you don't stop making fun of me liking Luke Bryan,
I'm leaving you!"
On Gary Levox's Christmas list
Labels:
Country Reaction Gifs,
Dale Watson,
Gary Levox,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
Pulp Fiction,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Nov 17, 2017
Song Premiere: Craig Gerdes "Redneck Sonsabitches"
Photo by Al Steinz |
Here's a brand new song from honky-tonker Craig Gerdes. It's a rowdy, plain-spoken tale about struggling against the country machine on Music Row. A very outlaw point of view that fits in perfectly with other anti-Nashville anthems like Shooter Jennings' "Outlaw You" and Dale Watson's "Nashville Rash." RIYL: Dale Watson, Dallas Moore, Billy Joe Shaver.
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Gerdes' forthcoming record, Smokin', Drinkin' & Gamblin' (out February 16) features pedal steel and production work from Jim Vest (Johnny Paycheck, Willie Nelson, David Allan Coe), as well as steel from Robby Turner (Waylon Jennings, Chris Stapleton). Gerdes has also recently collaborated with Jeff Tweel (Merle Haggard, Kenny Rogers), and has shared bills with country legend Billy Joe Shaver.
Smokin' Drinkin' & Gamblin' is full of outlaw-country rug cutters and ballads about strong heads and weak hearts. Fueled by nostalgia, Gerdes' songwriting talent turns old habits into dependable crutches, nursing the phantom pain of distant love. The nine-track album is full old-school four-to-the-floor honky tonk that calls to mind country legends like George Strait, Waylon Jennings, and Willie Nelson.
New single “Red Neck Sonsabitches” is a chicken pickin’, honky-tonkin’ country song detailing Gerdes’ experience as a working musician in Nashville before deciding to buck the system and go his own way, back into the rural landscape of central Illinois. Bright, twangy production and a brash, anti-Nashville attitude give this song a timeless outlaw country feel that recalls the genre legends of the 1970s.
More information about Craig below the song player!
CRAIG GERDES - SMOKIN' DRINKIN' & GAMBLIN'
Craig Gerdes is a singer whose voice is steadied by the legion of angels he believes watch over him. He tells stories at a Southern pace, with a soft voice and slow drawl. His new album Smokin', Drinkin', and Gamblin' is full of outlaw country rug cutters, and ballads about strong heads and weak hearts. Fueled by nostalgia, his songwriting talent turns old habits into dependable crutches, and nurses the phantom pain of missing lovers.
Though he hails from rural Illinois, his sound is four-to-the-floor, old-school honky tonk, reminiscent of greats like Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, and Merle Haggard. As great songwriters often do, he spent time as a writer in Nashville, where he had some success, and learned that his songs were too country for the cosmopolitan elite.
"Redneck Sonsabitches" eloquently details the story of his Nashville experience, one that put him in front of great outlaw songwriter Billie Joe Shaver. Shaver laughed with him about the difficult road honest songwriters sometimes face on Music Row, and asked him if he'd ever been to Texas. Another man of faith, Shaver ensured Gerdes they'd meet again, and three years later Gerdes opened a show for him outside La Grange. The song he penned about it is a swaggerin' chicken-pickin' electric two stepper. The band careens through a tempo change where he namechecks Shaver, who told him "Son, I know just how you feel," before he remembers what record companies remarked about his work—"You long haired redneck sonsabitches are not wanted here in Nashville, Tennessee."
Gerdes began playing country music at the age of 10 in the band of his father, who, as a child, would crowd around the radio with his family waiting for the wind to blow in just the right direction so they could pick up the faint signal from the Grand Ole Opry. The songs his father loved—by country icons like George Jones, Merle Haggard and Johnny Cash—provided the foundation for Craig's work. By age 12, he was already a capable songwriter and musician. And by 16, he'd wandered from the narrow path. "In the same summer," he recalls, "I totaled my car, broke my best friend's neck, dropped out of high school, got arrested and got married."
A few years later, after a chance meeting with a Nashville band, Gerdes wound up living on Music Row. For a time, he literally slept on the floor of a studio where greats like George Jones and Jerry Reed had recorded, a place that's now a one bedroom apartment. "I was hoping to soak up some of that mojo," he jokes about harder times. While Gerdes was able to gain traction with a publishing company and even do some co-writing, his traditional songs just didn't fit in. After years of the seven-hour commute back and forth from his family in unincorporated Pattonsburg, Illinois. (pop. 348), every weekend, he decided to go his own way, leaving Nashville behind and returning full-time to rural life. During this point in his life, while Gerdes was on a hiatus from songwriting to concentrate on raising his kids, his 16-year-old cousin was killed in a car wreck. He was compelled to write again by an angel he believes is her.
Many of Gerdes' songs embody the life of the traveler. While listening to the radio on a trip, he heard the story of a man found cut up in a box and was inspired to write the murder ballad "Dead In A Box In Kentucky." There's a Spanish guitar solo during the bridge that dances into a climactic finish that concludes with a Hitchcockian fratricidal twist. Gerdes' voice is at its strongest on "Almost To Alabama," where he's joined by dobro, imagining the end of the road, and distant lovers. The title track, "Smokin' Drinkin' Gamblin'" is another song only a road-weary rambler could write. It's the apex of country music, where the rhythm section leads in a thudding backbeat, and steel guitar has room to wander all over the beat, while Gerdes moans about "ramblin' my young life away."
Gerdes sings a mean cheatin' song as well. His ribald song "Learned From The Best" and his cover of Johnny Paycheck’s "Slide Off Of Your Satin Sheets" bookend the album, the latter a fitting choice—on the surface, Paycheck’s lyrics are about an illicit affair, but under the covers it's about class distinction; the sleek countrypolitan image the music industry creates, and the actual people they use to make the music they desire.
While Gerdes' songs about smokin', drinkin' and gamblin' aren't necessarily gospel fare he is for certain "spreading the gospel of country music." His experiences and his angels guard him from writing songs "with no heart or soul." Rarely has classic barroom country been so crossover capable. Give it a listen and you, too, will believe.
May 11, 2017
New(ish) Video: Dale Watson & Ray Benson "Feelin' Haggard"
From their album Dale and Ray.
Labels:
Dale Watson,
Merle Haggard,
New Videos,
Ray Benson
May 1, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, Dale Watson, Dierks Bentley
Labels:
Chris Lane,
Dale Watson,
Dierks Bentley,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
WWE
Feb 22, 2017
Little Known Facts: Outlaw Country Cruise Edition
Little Known Facts: Outlaw Country Cruise Edition
AKA 'Rubbing It In Trailer's Face That He's Not Going'
AKA 'Rubbing It In Trailer's Face That He's Not Going'
By Jeremy Harris
While at sea, Donald Trump will sign an executive order preventing
Steve Earle from reentering America. Steve won't mind.
Shooter Jennings will be late for at least one show because
Shooter Jennings will be late for at least one show because
Jessi Colter will forget to sign him out of daycare.
The Band Perry are a late addition to the cruise.
The Band Perry are a late addition to the cruise.
Luckily for them they all got the same shift in the kitchen.
There is a waiting list of seagulls that want to play
There is a waiting list of seagulls that want to play
in Chicken Shit Bingo with Dale Watson.
Crew members will have to move the Mojo Nixon swear jar
Crew members will have to move the Mojo Nixon swear jar
to the center of the ship to prevent capsizing.
Nobody will wonder where Luke Bryan is. They also won't give a shit.
Brian Kendrick will not be on RAW on February 27th.
The cruise will last several additional days after
Nobody will wonder where Luke Bryan is. They also won't give a shit.
Brian Kendrick will not be on RAW on February 27th.
The cruise will last several additional days after
Elizabeth Cook overtakes the captain.
When asked if he's bringing any produce aboard,
When asked if he's bringing any produce aboard,
Eddie Spaghetti will hope they mean vegetables.
Brantley Gilbert tried to get on the cruise but you have to
Brantley Gilbert tried to get on the cruise but you have to
have a bank account to purchase tickets.
Pirates around the world have warned each other not to mess with this cruise.
Pirates around the world have warned each other not to mess with this cruise.
Reason: Billy Joe Shaver
Jan 9, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Kane Brown, Dale & Ray
Labels:
Dale Watson,
Dierks Bentley,
Florida Georgia Line,
Hank 3,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Ray Benson,
Satire
Jan 5, 2017
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 19
If your feet touch the floor, you're a Luke Bryan fan
When the guy on your shoulders says Dale Watson sucks
Fighting over who's going to be the bassist
in your Americana band like...
When Cole Swindell keeps trying to bring bro-country back
Did you hear that a Kane Brown fan graduated middle school?
When a Brantley Gilbert fan tries to form a complete sentence
Telling somebody who thinks Sam Hunt is country
to take a seat
Oh you're tired of Chris Stapleton winning all the awards?
Nov 30, 2016
Nov 15, 2016
Dancing Luke Bryan Memes
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Dale Watson,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
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