Jan 14, 2020
Dec 12, 2019
When I listen to Hank 3
When I find out a DJ is opening the country concert
Do you want to listen to Mitchell Tenpenny's Christmas songs?
"Hey, I've got an extra ticket to the Thomas Rhett sho..."
When I first heard Chris Stapleton
Mainstream country radio be like...
Looking at the country chart... FGL, Rhett, Kane Brown...
♪ Merry Christmas from the family ♪
Oct 29, 2019
Aug 19, 2019
Jun 4, 2019
John Rich, who's more famous for being politically provocative over the last few years than writing or performing songs, has a new song out called "Shut Up About Politics." Well, that's pretty much like....
Florida-Georgia Line calling out people who use auto-tune
Justin Moore making fun of short people
Shooter Jennings making fun of short people
Kane Brown covering “Murder on Music Row”
Miranda Lambert coming out against violent lyrics
Dustin Lynch calling someone a sellout
Dustin Lynch having a clothing line called “Stay Country”
Chris Brown wearing a “Mean People Suck” t-shirt
Tracy Lawrence talking sh** about Chris Brown
Luke Bryan saying somebody should act their age
David Allan Coe complaining about a sub-par concert
The Bellamy Brothers being against mixing country and rap
A Beyonce fan calling someone obsessed
Jamey Johnson saying Chris Knight waits too long between album releases
Hank 3 telling someone to watch their mouth
Tim McGraw saying someone has a stupid looking hat
Mitchell Tenpenny calling Old Dominion creepy
Old Dominion calling Mitchell Tenpenny creepy
Zac Brown saying any song is embarrassing
May 23, 2019
After I listen to "Whiskey Lullabye"
How to get a major label record deal in Nashville
How to keep a major label record deal in Nashville
When somebody makes you listen to the new Thomas Rhett song
Is Luke Combs pretty good? Is he the the savior of country music?
Hank 3 thinks this is a country song
When the shrooms hit at the Infamous Stringdusters concert
"Go listen to Mitchell Tenpenny with the rest of your Mitchell Tenpenny fan friends"
Mar 7, 2019
Feb 18, 2019
Nov 9, 2018
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, Tuesday, January 19, 2010
ESPN and NFL officials are beginning to regret asking Hank Williams III to pen and perform a new theme song for the stalwart Monday Night Football franchise. After deeming his first attempt "vulgar," "loud," "inappropriate" and "out of tune," MNF producers have asked Williams for a rewrite.
"For the 2010-11 season, we wanted to reach a younger audience with a more rocking and contemporary theme song. Who better than the son of Bocephus, whose song 'Are You Ready for Some Football?' we've used for years?" asked MNF's Jay Rothman. "The song Shelton turned in certainly brought the rock and, for the most part, a more current sound, but was not at all right for our product."
The first demo of Hank's "Monday Night M***********g Football" includes 21 profanities, 3 drug references, one line taken verbatim from the Satanic bible, and some disturbingly violent imagery. It starts out as a straight country song, reminiscent of something Williams' legendary grandfather might have done, before plowing headlong into a rambling punk/thrash metal amalgam complete with Cookie Monster vocals.
"We did some editing on the track to see if there was anything usable," said Rothman, "and we did glean 20 seconds without cursing, but it was a verse about drinking whiskey and shooting the television with an ol' shotgun if your team loses. We just can't put that message out there."
Hank has promised to tame it down, but is unrepentant about the first cut. "I just wanted to kick their ass man," said III. "Sh*t, the people want their teeth knocked down their throats with some hellbilly music before they watch their team beat the g*****n m***********g sh*t out of those other b*tches!"
If Williams is unable to rewrite the song to the producers' satisfaction, the backup plan is to move forward with a Timbaland remix of Hank II's well-known theme, featuring T-Pain.
Oct 31, 2018
When you go over to your friend's to get your Waylon albums back and they aren't home
When your kid says they might go to a Kane Brown concert
Looking at the country chart like...
Stoppin' every hundred miles
Callin' Baton Rouge
The chorus of some lost Hank 3 song
You'd rather stay home and play video games than see a concert?
When will another Chris Knight album ever come out?
Is it okay to have a favorite Sam Hunt song?
Oct 30, 2017
Mar 16, 2017
Luke Bryan sucks
Describe Hank III's metal music in two words
Garth Brooks is better than George Strait
Did you really mean it when you said you think you're better
than people who listen to Florida-Georgia Line?
When your whole crew scores tickets to Stapleton
When you agree to listen to a country DJ's
Soundcloud page, because it's different...
...Listen to Shinyribs!
When the person eating lunch with you says
"It's just music. Why do you get so serious?"