Nov 11, 2021
Hank 3's Lost Verse From "There's a Tear in My Beer"
Mar 31, 2021
Country Music Was Better in the 90s (Sam Hunt Parody)
(Parody of Sam Hunt's "Breaking Up Was Easy in the 90s")
Man, oh man, oh man
Bartender looked at me like, "I'd love to turn that jukebox down"
Someone was playing that modern sound
Something about a damn cell phone
Singin' with a twang but it's just pretend
Funny how it's two times as boring and half as witty
Why did someone pay money for a song this shitty?
The singer must have a nice face
Cause he can't sing worth a damn without the studio tricks and the auto-tune
But hey, what you gon' do?
Chorus
I'm sick of hearin' those snap beats, they just make me groan
Country's more than just some handsome cheekbones
They call it country music but that just reminds me
Country music was better in the '90s
I miss the steel guitar, truth and chords of three
Tired of hearin' pickup trucks and hey baby
Sam and Kane and Luke and them can kiss my hiney
Cause, country music was better in the '90s
Back then we listened to "Dumas Walker" and "Down at the Twist and Shout"
And "Chattahoochee," and "He Ain't Worth Missing" and "Love Lessons"
Sometimes the lyrics were fun and sometimes they were deep
But these days "vibe" is the only thing
And they wouldn't have a fiddle or steel guitar playin'
Or sing about some grown-up shit
Yeah I get sick of it all, I miss real drawling
Miss real country women and men
Chorus
I'm sick of hearin' those snap beats, they just make me groan
Country's more than a TikTok on your phone
They call it country music but that just reminds me
Country music was better in the '90s
I miss the steel guitar, truth and chords of three
Tired of hearin' pickup trucks and hey baby
Florida-Georgia Line and them can kiss my hiney
Cause, country music was better in the '90s
Bridge
Modern country ain't got modern hearts breaking
It's just a product, money for the taking
And I 'bout had enough hearing them living a country lie
I'm sick of hearin' those snap beats, they just make me groan
Country's more than just some handsome cheekbones
They call it country music but that just reminds me
Country music was better in the '90s
I miss the steel guitar, truth and chords of three
Tired of hearin' pickup trucks and hey baby
Thomas and Dustin and them can kiss my hiney
Cause, country music was better in the '90s
Aug 14, 2019
The Highwaybros
Jun 19, 2019
Put Some Country in Your Country
May 16, 2019
Lyric Parody of Luke Combs' "Beer Never Broke My Heart"
Aug 17, 2018
S.T.U.P.I.D.: A Florida-Georgia Line Parody
Dec 5, 2017
Guest Submission: "O Holy Night (Shake it For Me)"
Oct 13, 2017
"Fix the Stink" A Chris Janson Parody
Jan 25, 2017
Tom T. Hall Goes Bro-Country
Wearin' camo tanks, and skanks
I love blinding LEDs, wearin' skinny jeans
Calling people gay, Axe spray
And I love big boobs
I love tatted up skin, Instagrammed rear ends
T-shirts of Merle, but not Merle
I love Fireball in a cup, getting turnt up
Miller in a glass, and ass
And I love big boobs
I love making bitches smile, rolling coal for miles
Watching fights on Vine and stuntin'
I love unprotected sex, not sending child support checks
Music when it's Drake and Plies
And I love sweet nudes
Dec 24, 2016
If Cole Swindell Had Written These Christmas Songs
All I Want for Christmas Is You
I just want you for my own
Even if you'd rather go
It puts the lotion on
All I want for Christmas is you
Jingle Bells
Jingle bells, dial my cell
I thought you were my bae
Oh, what fun it is to ride
By your house ten times a day
Feliz Navidad
Robado Navidad
Robado Navidad
Robado Navidad
Pervertido y felicidad
Last Christmas
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you acted afraid
This year, don't be so severe
Please drop the restraining order
Baby It's Cold Outside
The neighbors might think (baby, it's bad out there)
Say what's in this drink? (no cabs to be had out there)
(no change)
Dec 13, 2016
Rockin' Around in Skinny Jeans
Rocking around in skinny jeans
You will feel just like a Yuletime baller
Rocking around in skinny jeans
You will feel a little something something
Rocking around in skinny jeans
Dec 7, 2016
Seminole Wind (a gassy lyric parody)
Native American facepalm |
(©2016 Bobby Joe Parody Lyrics)
Ever since we planted food
Men would fart, oh it's been crude
They eat their greens with attitude
And flaunt their stinky holes
'Cause way down south in their lower bowels
With the gas running wild making up new vowels
The raffinose and galactose growl
In the gut of the Seminole
So rip, rip Seminole wind
Fart like you're never gonna fart again
It's smelling nasty like an un-wiped end
And I can barely stand
Yeah, rip, rip from the onions and greens
Brussels sprouts, lentils, cabbage and beans
Fart across the home of the Seminole
Yeah, let it waft across the land
Time went on, things went too far
And in the name of veggie farts
Organic farms and big salad bars
They made "pull my finger" jokes
And the last time that I went down there
I lit a match to clear the air
I listened close and I heard the ghost
Of Osceola choke
So rip, rip Seminole wind
Fart like you're never gonna fart again
It's smelling nasty like an un-wiped end
And I can barely stand
Yeah, rip, rip from the onions and greens
Brussels sprouts, lentils, cabbage and beans
Fart across the home of the Seminole
Yeah, let it waft across the land
Aug 2, 2016
Parody of Chris Lane's "Fix"
(Parody of Chris Lane's "Fix")
Sup brah, you here to take a listen?
Turn up, yeah
Ready to give your ears a fisting?
It ain't country
I got them beats deplorable
Slang that's so disagreeable
It's all reprehensible
But just concede
I'll be a big hit, I'm so lit, Viserion fly
I'm just a pop song, it's so wrong
That country radio has given up the fight
This ain't good-ish, it don't fit, but it makes your booty twitch
That's how we planned it, greed commands it, but I admit
This song is shit
I'll be the tune that makes country fans frown (This song is shit)
The one sung by dude with hair like a clown (This song is shit)
I'll go straight to number one even though (This song is shit)
I'm just a pop hoe, hey hey
Hey girl, your boyfriend is a hater
If he don't like me
What up, baby baby baby baby girl
Tell that chump see you later
Click download, please
I'm what you need
I'll be a big hit, I'm so lit, I'm Drogon fly
I'm just a pop song, it's so wrong
That country radio has given up the fight
This ain't good-ish, it don't fit, but it makes your booty twitch
That's how we planned it, greed commands it, but I admit
This song is shit
I'll be the tune that makes old people frown (This song is shit)
The one sung by dude with hair like a clown (This song is shit)
I'll get maximum airplay even though (This song is shit)
I'm just a pop hoe, hey hey
Don't have a lyric here so, oh oh oh
I'll be a smash while real country goes down
The one you sing when no one is around
I'll be a big hit, I'm so lit, so Rhaegal fly
I'm just a pop song, it's so wrong
That country radio has given up the fight
This ain't good-ish, it don't fit, but it makes your booty twitch
That's how we planned it, greed commands it, but I admit
This song is shit
I'll be the tune that makes country fans frown (This song is shit)
The one sung by dude with hair like a clown (This song is shit)
I'll go straight to number one even though (This song is shit)
I'm just a pop hoe, hey hey
Jun 8, 2016
Guest Submission: Parody of Thomas Rhett's "Vacation"
My genre is rotting because of the pop music sound that has conquered
I'm hoping one day we'll look back and this will just be a blur
No one gives a care, they pretend like it's ok so,
it might just be me bitching but it feels like it's all fake bros,
How have these songs never ever been slaughtered?
Do any of these writers really have an alma mater?
How have these songs never ever been slaughtered?
My brain has started melting ‘cause the songs are getting dumber
Chorus:
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Hey, let's get away from the bro-nation
These singers deserve a backhand
It's a total wasteland
This ain't what Hank planned
These songs need to be canned
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Things were kind of looking up, and then all of a sudden, bam!
I thought it couldn't get any worse than that other guy named Sam
You think we'd all awaken, from the nightmares of our gripes
But they really call this country and that sure as hell ain’t right
Chorus
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Hey, let's get away from the bro-nation
(I said, I said, I said,)
These singers deserve a backhand
It's a total wasteland
This ain't what Hank planned
These songs need to be canned
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
The writers of this song should be charged with manslaughter
They're killing country music in their quest to make it hotter
This song's a dumpster fire that needs to be poured on with water
Once again do these guys even have an alma mater?!?
Chorus
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Hey, let's get away from the bro-nation
You know the singers deserve a backhand
It's a total wasteland
This ain't what Hank planned
These songs need to be canned
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
(Noooooooo)
Break away from the bro-nation
(Nooooooo)
Break away from the bro-nation
Repeat until end.
May 11, 2016
Don't Luke the Jukebox
(Parody of Alan Jackson's "Don't Rock the Jukebox")
Don't Luke the jukebox
I'd rather hear some Coe
My ears ain't ready
For a dancing bro
I don't feel like shakin'
Or kickin' up some dust
So don't Luke the jukebox
Cause he really sucks
Before you punch that button
Best be thinking twice
You got a cranky hillbilly
Givin' mad dog eyes
I'm in the mood for country
Not that new school mess
Before you crash my party
Could I make one request
Don't Luke the jukebox
I'd rather hear some Strait
Son, I've been drinking
And I might get irate
I don't feel like shakin'
Or kickin' up some dust
So don't Luke the jukebox
Cause he really sucks
Man I like hip-hop
I like rock and roll
But when Luke Bryan starts singing
Just don't hear any soul
Ain't nothin' like Stapleton
Waylon or Jerry Lee
Before you waste your money brother
Do one thing for me
Don't Luke the jukebox
I'd rather hear some Cash
I don't like fighting
But I'd whip your ass
I might be a buzzkill
But I'mma tell you what
Don't Luke the jukebox
Cause he really sucks
May 2, 2016
"Infected," a Parody of FGL's "Confession"
Feb 3, 2016
Real Men Love Beavis
Jan 11, 2016
If Florida-Georgia Line Had Written Adele's "Hello"
Dec 3, 2015
"Yawner," a Parody of Blake Shelton's "Gonna"
Sep 10, 2015
Friends in Bro Places
"Friends In Bro Places"
(A parody of "Friends in Low Places")
Blame it all on my squad
We showed up real hard
In wife beaters and gelled up hair
We letting folks know
That we down to throw
If you trippin' son
We ain't fightin' fair
And I got so turnt up
So I raised up my cup
When the DJ played some old Drake
And I grinded you
Baby, that's when I knew
I'd hit dat in my Chevrolet
I got friends in bro places
where the Fireball burns
and the sugar's shakin' like oh yay yay
Yeah drop it that way
Got less friends than I got haters
Cause I wave bills with big faces
Oh, I got friends in bro places
Crank the truck and get gone
Yeah my game so strong
Back roads what we're headed for
Crack a Miller Lite
And we're getting tight
Find a field and it's time to score
Hey girl I don't care
There's folks everywhere
It's just where my homies throw down
Nobody will mind
But if you're a shouter
Then they might gather round
I got friends in bro places
where the Fireball burns
and the sugar's shakin' like oh yay yay
Yeah drop it that way
Got less friends than I got haters
I might be just a little racist
Oh, I got friends in bro places
[3rd Verse:]
We're getting it on
To a Kanye song
Yeah man, you know how I do
When some city boys pull up
They're acting real tough
Mad doggin' while I'm tryna screw
I always mean to cause a big scene
Just wait 'til I'm done with this lass
Then son you can bet
You'll pay back that debt
Cause I'm a whoop your ass