Seminole Wind (a gassy lyric parody)

Apologies in advance. Bobby Joe has returned with one of his disgusting parodies. 

Potty humor ahead!

Native American facepalm

Seminole Wind
(©2016 Bobby Joe Parody Lyrics)

(parody of John Anderson's "Seminole Wind")

Ever since we planted food
Men would fart, oh it's been crude
They eat their greens with attitude
And flaunt their stinky holes
'Cause way down south in their lower bowels
With the gas running wild making up new vowels
The raffinose and galactose growl
In the gut of the Seminole

So rip, rip Seminole wind
Fart like you're never gonna fart again
It's smelling nasty like an un-wiped end
And I can barely stand
Yeah, rip, rip from the onions and greens
Brussels sprouts, lentils, cabbage and beans
Fart across the home of the Seminole
Yeah, let it waft across the land

Time went on, things went too far
And in the name of veggie farts
Organic farms and big salad bars
They made "pull my finger" jokes
And the last time that I went down there
I lit a match to clear the air
I listened close and I heard the ghost
Of Osceola choke

So rip, rip Seminole wind
Fart like you're never gonna fart again
It's smelling nasty like an un-wiped end
And I can barely stand
Yeah, rip, rip from the onions and greens
Brussels sprouts, lentils, cabbage and beans
Fart across the home of the Seminole
Yeah, let it waft across the land

Re-Flush. A Girl Crush Parody.

 This is reprehensible and gross and childish, and welcome back Bobby Joe!

Re-flush
(©2015 BobbyJoe parody lyrics)

Parody of Little Big Town's "Girl Crush"

I got to re-flush
Hate to admit it but
Pooped in a big rush
Ain't going down
I grabbed the plunger
And pushed it down under
And still I feel strong hunger
Could eat me a cow

I want to taste french fries
Yeah, 'cause they taste like grease
I want to drown myself
In a bottle of Texas Pete
I want more chili dogs
I want more cabbage soup
Yeah, 'cause for sure then
I'd really let it loose
I got to re-flush
I got to re-flush

I don't Beano beans
I don't Beano greens
Thinking about food
Under my fat jeans
The way that it's whispering
The way that it's pulling me in
Lord knows I've tried
I can't get it off my mind

I want to taste french fries
Yeah, 'cause they taste like grease
I want to drown myself
In a bottle of Texas Pete
I want more chili dogs
I want more cabbage soup
Yeah, 'cause for sure then
I'd really let it loose
I got to re-flush
I got to re-flush
Hate to admit it but
Pooped in a big rush
Ain't going down

From the Archives: A Gassy Miranda Parody

ORIGINALLY POSTED JUN 2, 2011

Miranda Lambert lyric parody

Thanks to the ever-twisted Bobby Joe for this parody of Miranda's "Heart Like Mine."

Fart Like Mine
(©2010 BobbyJoe parody lyric)

I ain't the kind you take home to dinner
I ain't the kind to hold it in
Somehow they always get louder
When I'm on a cabbage binge

Even though I hate to admit it
Sometimes I can really reek
Christian folks say I should quit it
I just turn the other cheek

(Chorus):
'Cause I heard Jesus, he ate beans
And we know he always caused a scene
He could clear a room and make you blind
So I bet he'd understand a fart like mine

Mama gagged when I ripped my first one
Said she'd love me anyway
My brother got the sense of the family
So I thought I'd learn to toot

(Chorus):
'Cause I heard Jesus, he ate beans
And we know he always caused a scene
He could clear a room and make you blind
So I bet he'd understand a fart like mine

(Bridge):
I'll Beano away
From it all one day
I'll Beano away

These are the days that I will remember
When my name's called on the roll
He'll meet me with two beef burritos
Make blue flames for me coming home

(Chorus):
'Cause I heard Jesus, he ate beans
And we know he always caused a scene
He could clear a room and make you blind
So I bet he'd understand a fart like mine

Oh, Yes He would

Johnny Manziel Parody Lyric

I asked our ol' buddy Bobby Joe if it was okay if I posted this. 

Haven't heard back from him, but since he's contributed parodies before and since 

I'll promote his Kindle book of lyric parodies (!!), he'll probably be okay with it.

This is a parody of Shelley Fabares' 1962 #1 hit, "Johnny Angel."

Johnny Football (©2012 BobbyJoe parody lyrics) Johnny Football Johnny Football Johnny Football Johnny Football You're a Heisman to be Johnny Football Aggies love him He's got talent that we can't resist And he doesn't care if Bama is still pissed Johnny Football How they rush him How he scrambles when the pressure's on Then he either runs it in or lets go with a bomb He's a Heisman If there ever was one We know they'll call his name In New York on that day Other players Tell us this is their year But it falls on deaf ears, we'd rather scream and cheer For Johnny Football 'Cause we love him And we know that someday he'll draft high But for right now he's our guy under Texas A&M skies He's a Heisman If there ever was one We know they'll call his name In New York on that day Other players Tell us this is their year But it falls on deaf ears, we'd rather scream and cheer For Johnny Football 'Cause we love him And we know that someday he'll draft high But for right now he's our guy under Texas A&M skies Johnny Football Johnny Football Johnny Football Johnny Football You're a Heisman to be You're a Heisman to be

Jimmy Buffett Parody with music

My buddy Bobby Joe, who has contributed a few lyrical parodies in the past, has written this new parody of Buffett's "Margaritaville." It's not necessarily humorous, but it's certainly timely. And he's starting to get some country radio airplay. Ronnie Lee Hurst is on vocals and musical backing.

Listen here.