Showing posts with label Jimmy Buffett. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jimmy Buffett. Show all posts

Dec 12, 2017

I'm Sorry, This Exists: Christmas 2017 Edition

Pondering what to buy your worst enemy, your mother-in-law, your boss this holiday season? Well, maybe this helpful list will include just the thing. These are all real products (and one painting).
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Who wouldn't want this cheap looking,
unauthorized Keith Urban product on their Douglas fir?




Walker Hayes "Good Shit" shades
That's very mature, dad.


So you'll know who to avoid at the office Christmas party.


Redneck Crazy truck hitch cover
for when you're parked on your ex's lawn
about to be arrested and served with a restraining order


Thomas Rhett sticker.
Gross, and I bet his wife wouldn't like that.


This plays on the stereotype of Asian massage parlors offering up
uh... happy endings. Way to be woke, OD.


which is advertised using Blake Shelton's image but
actually is just a Sexiest Man Alive t-shirt.


I bet the profit margin on these is ridiculous.


"It's 5 O'clock Somewhere" Novelty Panties


This painting of Garth Brooks looking at a boob.





This actually exists in the year of our Lord 2017. 







Feb 2, 2012

Flashback Country Album Cover Parodies

Out of sheer laziness or the sentimentalism toward finding an old flash drive full of these, here are some favorite parody country album covers from FTM's past. 

















Jun 22, 2010

Jimmy Buffett Parody with music

My buddy Bobby Joe, who has contributed a few lyrical parodies in the past, has written this new parody of Buffett's "Margaritaville." It's not necessarily humorous, but it's certainly timely. And he's starting to get some country radio airplay. Ronnie Lee Hurst is on vocals and musical backing.
Listen here.

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