Miranda Lambert lyric parody

Thanks to the ever-twisted Bobby Joe for this parody of Miranda's "Heart Like Mine."

Fart Like Mine
(©2010 BobbyJoe parody lyric)

I ain't the kind you take home to dinner
I ain't the kind to hold it in
Somehow they always get louder
When I'm on a cabbage binge

Even though I hate to admit it
Sometimes I can really reek
Christian folks say I should quit it
I just turn the other cheek

(Chorus):
'Cause I heard Jesus, he ate beans
And we know he always caused a scene
He could clear a room and make you blind
So I bet he'd understand a fart like mine

Mama gagged when I ripped my first one
Said she'd love me anyway
My brother got the sense of the family
So I thought I'd learn to toot

(Chorus):
'Cause I heard Jesus, he ate beans
And we know he always caused a scene
He could clear a room and make you blind
So I bet he'd understand a fart like mine

(Bridge):
I'll Beano away
From it all one day
I'll Beano away

These are the days that I will remember
When my name's called on the roll
He'll meet me with two beef burritos
Make blue flames for me coming home

(Chorus):
'Cause I heard Jesus, he ate beans
And we know he always caused a scene
He could clear a room and make you blind
So I bet he'd understand a fart like mine

Oh, Yes He would