Aug 17, 2018

S.T.U.P.I.D.: A Florida-Georgia Line Parody


STUPID
(Parody of FGL's "Simple")

You might be trying hard to find
Real country music on the dial
If so, you're too far past your prime
It's true
The radio's just for playing jams
Authenticity, we don't give a damn
Doing our best to lower the IQ

It's like Brian and me
Just as simple as can be
No more country than Bebe
It's all so vile
Ain't no need to complicate it, country music, yeah we hate it
We might claim, but safe to say it ain't our style
We're just stupid as a light pole
Yeah that's the way that we roll
Like a monkey humps a football, that's what we're doin'
It's just that stupid, S-T-U-P-I-D
Stupid as can be
It's just that stupid, S-T-U-P-I-D
Stupid as can be

We don't make art, we're just a brand
So if you're a woman or man
Who wants to hear some depth, you're out of luck
Take your fiddle and take your steel
And stick it up your whatever you might feel
Drop the beat and kiss our butts

It's like Brian and me
Just as shallow as can be
Autotuner, slang, and beats
It's all so vile
Ain't no need to complicate it, history is overrated
You might hate, but safe to say dumb is our style
It's just stupid as a pothole
Yeah that's the way that we roll
Like a monkey humps a football, that's what we're doin'
It's just that stupid, S-T-U-P-I-D
Stupid as can be
It's just that stupid, S-T-U-P-I-D
Stupid as can be

Ain't no need to complicate it, country music, yeah we hate it
It might pay, but safe to say it ain't our style
It's like Brian and me
Just as simple as can be
No more country than Bebe
It's all so vile
Ain't no need to complicate it, country music, yeah we hate it
We might claim, but safe to say it ain't our style
We're just stupid as a light pole
Yeah that's the way that we roll
Like a monkey humps a football, that's what we're doin'
It's just that stupid, S-T-U-P-I-D
Stupid as can be
It's just that stupid, S-T-U-P-I-D
Stupid as can be



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