Put Some Country in Your Country

Put Some Country in Your Country

(Lyric Parody of Travis Tritt’s “Put Some Drive in Your Country”)

Well I was raised on country classics

Like Johnny Cash and George Strait

Lord, I loved to hear ‘em

But I really got all pissed off round about twenty thirteen

That’s the first time I heard Florida-Georgia Line “sing”

They put some suck in their country, that really turned me off

Boys, put some country in your country

Hey, what the hell is wrong with y’all?

Cause when the bass is boomin’

It don’t sound right at all

Every time I hear that weak pop stuff on my truck radio

It makes me want to drive my truck right off of a plateau

Put some country in your country

Keep country living on

Went to a show in Atlanta on Sunday afternoon

The gig was packed with skanks and douchebags

And the singer was rapping June and moon

The songs had my stomach in upheaval

They were all “Hey baby hey”

Thought this was country music so I jumped up on the stage

“Put some country in your country fellas!”

I got kicked out of the show

Put some country in your country

Hey, what the hell is wrong with y’all?

Cause when the bass is boomin’

It don’t sound right at all

Every time I hear that weak pop stuff playing in a store

It makes me want to throw a temper tantrum on the floor

Put some country in your country

Keep country living on

Put some country in your country

Hey, what the hell is wrong with y’all?

Cause when the bass is boomin’

It don’t sound right at all

Well, I like some new country

I ain't putting it all down

But damn, I miss Merle Haggard

I wish he was still around

Put some country in your country

Keep country living on

Put some country in your country

Keep country living on