Jan 11, 2016

If Florida-Georgia Line Had Written Adele's "Hello"


Hey Girl
(Parody of Adele's "Hello")

Hey girl, it's me
I was wondering if your sexy little self would like a drink
You look so good in them jeans
They say wine's fine but liquor's quicker
I'm on you like a sticker
Hey girl, is you heard me
I'm so drunk and horny dreaming of your tan lines touching me
Girl you're a stunner so please
Put your bottom in my jacked Raptor with the custom bench seat

Just leave your jealous friends behind us
And your boyfriend, Kyle

Hey girl let's go take a ride
I'll show you all my country side
Won't call you, I'm sorry, but it's just a little fun
And if you call me, I won't ever be home
Hey girl, you're so damn fine
At least an 8 if not a nine
I bet your boyfriend drives an electric car
But he don't matter, I'm country, don't it just rev you up like a Ford

Hey girl, 'sup with you
If you're having second thoughts, stop thinking, I can tell you're thirsty
Here, have one more swig
We'll take a trip 8 miles out of this town and get our bodies slappin'

Ain't no secret that the both of us
Let our standards slide

Hey girl let's go take a ride
I'll show you all my country side
Won't call you, I'm sorry, but it's just a little fun
And if you call me, I won't ever be home
Hey girl, you're so damn fine
At least an 8 if not a nine
I bet your boyfriend drives an electric car
But he don't matter, I'm country, don't it just rev you up like a Ford

[x4:]
(High Life, High Life
Fireball Fireball)
All night long

Hey girl let's go take a ride
I'll show you all my country side
Won't call you, I'm sorry, but it's just a little fun
And if you call me, I won't ever be home
Hey girl, you're so damn fine
At least an 8 if not a nine
I bet your boyfriend drives an electric car
But he don't matter, I'm country, don't it just rev you up like a Ford

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