Chris Lane Has a New Abomination

Stash Contest Entry: Chris Lane "Fix" Reaction Gif

 "Trying to run away when "Fix" comes on the radio like..."

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Walter White vs. Chris Lane

Parody of Chris Lane's "Fix"

"Shit"
(Parody of Chris Lane's "Fix")

Sup brah, you here to take a listen?
Turn up, yeah
Ready to give your ears a fisting?
It ain't country
I got them beats deplorable
Slang that's so disagreeable
It's all reprehensible
But just concede

I'll be a big hit, I'm so lit, Viserion fly
I'm just a pop song, it's so wrong
That country radio has given up the fight
This ain't good-ish, it don't fit, but it makes your booty twitch
That's how we planned it, greed commands it, but I admit
This song is shit

I'll be the tune that makes country fans frown (This song is shit)
The one sung by dude with hair like a clown (This song is shit)
I'll go straight to number one even though (This song is shit)
I'm just a pop hoe, hey hey

Hey girl, your boyfriend is a hater
If he don't like me
What up, baby baby baby baby girl
Tell that chump see you later
Click download, please
I'm what you need

I'll be a big hit, I'm so lit, I'm Drogon fly
I'm just a pop song, it's so wrong
That country radio has given up the fight
This ain't good-ish, it don't fit, but it makes your booty twitch
That's how we planned it, greed commands it, but I admit
This song is shit

I'll be the tune that makes old people frown (This song is shit)
The one sung by dude with hair like a clown (This song is shit)
I'll get maximum airplay even though (This song is shit)
I'm just a pop hoe, hey hey

Don't have a lyric here so, oh oh oh
I'll be a smash while real country goes down
The one you sing when no one is around

I'll be a big hit, I'm so lit, so Rhaegal fly
I'm just a pop song, it's so wrong
That country radio has given up the fight
This ain't good-ish, it don't fit, but it makes your booty twitch
That's how we planned it, greed commands it, but I admit
This song is shit

I'll be the tune that makes country fans frown (This song is shit)
The one sung by dude with hair like a clown (This song is shit)
I'll go straight to number one even though (This song is shit)
I'm just a pop hoe, hey hey

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