Contest entry from Zackary Kephart
Showing posts with label Vacation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vacation. Show all posts
Aug 26, 2016
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Jun 9, 2016
Carl Outlaw, Real Country Music Fan, Reviews Thomas Rhett's "Vacation"
What the three-toed f**k is this junk? I actually tried to listen for a few seconds because there was a girl in a bikini in the preview shot of the video. Bate and switch for sure. It sounded like some crap a 9 year old plays on the keyboard he gets for his birthday and never plays again after the first week. Is this a real song, Trailer? Your kidding me right?
Maybe Thomas is trying to be an outlaw by putting out something nobody can even listen too. That's pretty outlaw in a messed up way. There are a couple outlaw country singers today; Chris Stapelton, Jamie Johnson and Arrow Lewis. Tommy Rhett ain't one. The most outlaw thing he ever done was wait an extra week to get the oil changed in his bro-dozer pickup truck.
I haven't list listen to any new country in 20 plus years, and I don't plan to start after hearing fifteen seconds of this shit. todays socalled country is nothing but pure crap with pure crap singers like puke bryan and the like. Who ever told these guys that they can just put out any kind of song they feel like on a given day and call it country. I wish there would be a zombie uprising of dead country legends to put and end to this junk. Merle would go right for this little purty boy and ............................ (Edited for violent content - Trailer)
Let me get something out of the way: Who in the hell is Luke Bryan ?? Never hear of him. Didn't he used to clean George and Merle's boots once ??
Alright back to this cat-ass-trophy. No. Just no. If your going to ruin the legacy of a great music like country that give us George Jones and Johnny Cash, this is the way too do it. Normally I kinda exaggerate how bad these songs Trailer makes me review are (even though I don't really listen to them), but even I can't do it this time. Its as bad as a splinter in your pecker.
Jun 8, 2016
Guest Submission: Parody of Thomas Rhett's "Vacation"
Bro-Nation
Parody of Thomas Rhett’s “Vacation”
by Zackary Kephart
My genre is rotting because of the pop music sound that has conquered
I'm hoping one day we'll look back and this will just be a blur
No one gives a care, they pretend like it's ok so,
it might just be me bitching but it feels like it's all fake bros,
How have these songs never ever been slaughtered?
Do any of these writers really have an alma mater?
How have these songs never ever been slaughtered?
My brain has started melting ‘cause the songs are getting dumber
Chorus:
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Hey, let's get away from the bro-nation
These singers deserve a backhand
It's a total wasteland
This ain't what Hank planned
These songs need to be canned
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Things were kind of looking up, and then all of a sudden, bam!
I thought it couldn't get any worse than that other guy named Sam
You think we'd all awaken, from the nightmares of our gripes
But they really call this country and that sure as hell ain’t right
Chorus
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Hey, let's get away from the bro-nation
(I said, I said, I said,)
These singers deserve a backhand
It's a total wasteland
This ain't what Hank planned
These songs need to be canned
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
The writers of this song should be charged with manslaughter
They're killing country music in their quest to make it hotter
This song's a dumpster fire that needs to be poured on with water
Once again do these guys even have an alma mater?!?
Chorus
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Hey, let's get away from the bro-nation
You know the singers deserve a backhand
It's a total wasteland
This ain't what Hank planned
These songs need to be canned
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
(Noooooooo)
Break away from the bro-nation
(Nooooooo)
Break away from the bro-nation
Repeat until end.
My genre is rotting because of the pop music sound that has conquered
I'm hoping one day we'll look back and this will just be a blur
No one gives a care, they pretend like it's ok so,
it might just be me bitching but it feels like it's all fake bros,
How have these songs never ever been slaughtered?
Do any of these writers really have an alma mater?
How have these songs never ever been slaughtered?
My brain has started melting ‘cause the songs are getting dumber
Chorus:
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Hey, let's get away from the bro-nation
These singers deserve a backhand
It's a total wasteland
This ain't what Hank planned
These songs need to be canned
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Things were kind of looking up, and then all of a sudden, bam!
I thought it couldn't get any worse than that other guy named Sam
You think we'd all awaken, from the nightmares of our gripes
But they really call this country and that sure as hell ain’t right
Chorus
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Hey, let's get away from the bro-nation
(I said, I said, I said,)
These singers deserve a backhand
It's a total wasteland
This ain't what Hank planned
These songs need to be canned
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
The writers of this song should be charged with manslaughter
They're killing country music in their quest to make it hotter
This song's a dumpster fire that needs to be poured on with water
Once again do these guys even have an alma mater?!?
Chorus
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Hey, let's get away from the bro-nation
You know the singers deserve a backhand
It's a total wasteland
This ain't what Hank planned
These songs need to be canned
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
(Noooooooo)
Break away from the bro-nation
(Nooooooo)
Break away from the bro-nation
Repeat until end.
According to Taste of Country, These People Are No Fun
Foul language ahead
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