10. This cow shit better come off! I paid 400 dollars for these cowboy boots.
9. Kaiyleighe, ever since he quit wearing skinny jeans,
his music is a little worse to me for some reason.
8. I'm only here to see if he falls again again.
7. Even I know this Mitchell Tenpenny dude ain’t country,
and I’m an absolute dumbass.
6. Is it just me, or has Luke’s pelvic thrust lost a little propulsion?
5. (People taking off their boots to “knock” them together over their heads
during “Knockin’ Boots” because they have no idea what Luke’s outdated reference means)
4. I’m an Instagram Influencer! Let me pet the sheep or I’ll have this place cancelled!
3. I hope Luke covers some classics from the greats that influenced him
like Jason Derulo and Colt Ford.
2. As much as Luke is paying this farmer,
you’d think he could afford to get a sexier tractor.
1. Are you going to the concession stand? See if there are any older dudes around
who will buy us some White Claw.