Showing posts with label Justin Moore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Moore. Show all posts
Oct 18, 2024
Apr 11, 2024
Scarface Country Reaction Gifs
When a local DJ announces Justin Moore to the stage
When they play you their favorite country song but it sounds like Three Doors Down with more twang
When Tommy left the bar room, not a Gatlin boy was standing
When you've never made it to the end of Johnny Cash's "Cocaine Blues"
If Jason Aldean fans call it hipster-country, then probably...
Johnny Paycheck, that fateful day
The proper reply to every bro-country pickup line
When you tell her the 'country' she's listening to is just southern pop sung by pretty boys
When you lay into ‘em with that Kentucky Thunder
When your boy is about to hurl a chair off Eric Church's bar at some cops
Dec 22, 2023
Aug 10, 2023
Jul 12, 2023
Elderly Country Songs: Cody Johnson, Reba, Justin Moore, etc.
Jason Aldean
My Back
Big Green Lincoln
Try That in a Rest Home
She’s Lumpy
Cody Johnson
Werther’s In My Pocket
Dear Old Folks Home
I Can’t Even Walk (no change)
Reba
Turn Down the Radio
The Heart’s Awry
What Did You Say
Justin Moore
Kinda Don’t Remember
You, Me, and Cialis
Small Town Buffet
George Jones
I Need Your Rocking Chair
Diabetic Redneck
Walker Through This World With Me
Who’s Gonna Tie My Shoes
May 25, 2023
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: May '23
A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk
denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-6) overall which is a 9 point drop from March (the previous time we did this chart). The best song is Cody Johnson's "Human." The worst is Parmalee's "Girl in Mine" which is somehow worse than Dan + Shay and Tyler Hubbard's current offerings. It's pretty precipitous drop in quality from last time, but we're heading into summer so that's to be expected. It's nice to see Joe Nichols back in the top 20!
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Mar 30, 2021
Aug 20, 2020
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: August 2020
A poop emoji is negative. A strike-thru is positive.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-9) overall which is a 15 point drop from May (the previous time we did this chart). Not too surprising, since summer on country radio is for mindless beer truck boyfriend songs. The worst song is Florida-Georgia Line’s “I Love My Country” being slightly worse than Kane Brown’s “Cool Again.” The best song is Maddie & Tae’s “Die From a Broken Heart,” which finally hit number 1 after forever on the chart.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Jun 4, 2020
May 8, 2020
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: May 2020
A poop emoji is negative. A strike-thru is positive.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (6) overall which is a 25(!!) point improvement from December (the previous time we did this chart). I wouldn’t say the country chart is more country these days, but the quality has improved by leaps and bounds. There’s more depth. There are more women. The worst song is Florida-Georgia Line’s “I Love My Country.” The best song is Maddie & Tae’s “Die From a Broken Heart,” which has been on the charts for …ever, it seems.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Apr 10, 2020
Apr 8, 2020
Top 10 Worst Country Quarantine House Guests
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10. Garth Brooks
Just cries in the corner the whole time.
9. Kacey Musgraves
Smokes up all your weed.
8. Gary LeVox
In this temporarily ‘nicer’ era of Farce the Music, I will leave this one alone, but you know why he’s here.
7. Martina McBride
High stakes poker games with toilet paper for money. Constantly setting up booby traps and cleaning her AK for when “shit goes down.”
6. Cody Jinks
Won’t stop reminding everyone that The Rock is a big fan. Unfortunately, Ward Davis had to come along too - it’s a package deal.
5. Justin Moore
Constantly needs help reaching stuff in the cabinet and climbing up on the toilet.
4. Mitchell Tenpenny
Your wife won’t come out of the bedroom because “his staring is getting really creepy.” Refuses to wash his hands.
3. Thomas Rhett
Brings over all his kids and their friends, negating the whole social distancing thing. Wants to have Ed Sheeran karaoke contests 24/7.
2. Sam Hunt
Expects you to keep his hair cut and styled for him. Water bill extremely high from washing all his jogger pants. Wants you to be the snap track for him when he’s writing songs.
1. Shooter Jennings
Eats all your Funyuns. His ‘essential’ luggage is 5 crates of He-Man lunch boxes.
Eats up all the wifi bandwidth playing video games constantly. Conspiracy theories out the wazoo.
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