If Clint Black Put Out a Bro-Country Album (with Track List)

If David Allan Coe Released a Christmas Album (with Track List)

New Florida-Georgia Line Album Cover and Track List Revealed

1. A Skit for Some Reason

2. Too Pop For Country (Too Shitty for Pop)

3. The Spellin' Song

4. Pervin' on You

5. Bad Comedy

6. Pablum

7. A Complimentary Song About Chicks (ft. the guy who sang "but your booty don't need explainin'")

8. Requisite Shallow "love everybody" Anthem

9. Drivel

10. Another skit! We are cool like rappers!

11. Bro-Country Up Yer Ass (ft. pretentiously named songwriter bro)

12. Someone should write a song about small towns; that would be novel

13. Insipid

14. Another attempt at humor

15. Rednecks on Parade (ft. Puffy Aldean)

16. We Smoke Dope

17. Effluvium

18. Detritus

19. Spiritual Song so People Think We're Deep

Honestly, my fake titles are not much more ridiculous than the (alleged) actual track listing.

(no, I DID NOT make the list below):

Honest Taylor Swift Reputation Track List

Exclusive: Track List for Jason Aldean's Next Album Revealed

1. Unaccidentally Racist

2. Stars and Bars

3. Some of My Best Friends

4. Creep

5. Those People

6. Jim and Jack and Nathan Bedford

7. That's Real White of You

8. Heard Any Good Jokes Lately? Here's One…

9. If it Walks Like a Duck

10. Too Young to Quit, Too Dumb to Keep Going

11. Sold Down the River

12. Turn Down the Lights (Light Up the Cross)

Tim McGraw's Sundown Heaven Town Track List Revealed

Sundown Heaven Town Track List:

1. Some of My Best Friends Are

2. (Be Gone Before the) City Lights

3. Hooded Rider

4. Spooked

5. Watermelon and Fried Chicken

6. Call a Spade a Spade

7. You People

8. Meanwhile Back At Big Mama’s (featuring Faith Hill)

9. Across the Tracks

10. Forty Ounce Throwdown

11. Back of the Bus

12. Lookin’ For That Welfare Queen

13. Well Spoken Man

WTF are you talking about, Trailer?