Showing posts with label Wynonna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wynonna. Show all posts

Oct 1, 2018

Mar 9, 2017

Country Walk-Up Songs 2017


College baseball has started and MLB is on the way. Go Cubs!
As we did in 2013, FTM ponders what songs country singers 
should use as their perfect "walk up" music if they were baseball players.

10. Wynonna


9. Chris Stapleton


8. Tyler Hubbard


7. Kelsea Ballerini


6. Blake Shelton


5. Dierks Bentley


4. Chad Brock


3. Old Dominion (yes the whole group ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)


2. Shooter Jennings


1. Luke Bryan

Jun 24, 2016

Nov 20, 2015

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that you can pepper into conversations to make people think your more smarter!*

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Definitions from Google, Dictionary.com, Merriam-Webster, and Urban Dictionary.
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May 29, 2015

How to Know Summer is Here

 How to Know Summer is Here

Kid Rock is being played on every format. (Except rock and rap)

Green Peace begins lecturing all new recruits on not rolling Gary Levox back into
the water if he's encountered on the beach.

Female country singers become more popular to bros. Because cutoffs.

Every package of Gold Bond medicated powder includes a download
of the latest Luke Bryan Spring Break album.

Wynonna's orange glow becomes more of a grapefruit color.

The amount of nighttime that Scott Borchetta has for feeding is reduced significantly.

Trailer starts bitching about his yard needing mowed instead
of Mississippi State having a horrible season.

...country music remix season.

Country Rap King Mikel Knight decreases the days between showers for his street teams to 7.

Some country music bigwig says something stupid. Wait, that's every season...

Colt Ford makes extra money blocking the sun from Jason Aldean's forehead.

Leann Rimes blends in with everyone else.

New tailgate songs.

You go to a big drunk redneck fight and a country music festival breaks out.

 Calm down Trailer. We get it, mowing sucks.


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Almost all of these by Jeremy Harris

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