Showing posts with label Pop country. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pop country. Show all posts

Oct 7, 2016

Sep 23, 2016

Pop-Country Fan eCards: Sept. '16

These are actual YouTube comments from fans of Chris Lane, Thomas Rhett, and Kane Brown.





Aug 12, 2016

Pop-Country Fan eCards: Aug. '16

These are actual YouTube comments from fans of Chris Lane, Thomas Rhett, and Luke Bryan.






Aug 22, 2013

Top 10 Reasons To Avoid A Pop-Country Concert


10. The performers will be singing pop-country.

9. It's the first place your parole officer will look for you.

8. They have both kinds of beer: Bud Light with or without lime.

7. If a girl has all of her teeth, she's underage.

6. The glare from Luke Bryan's teeth has been know to cause permanent retina damage.


5. You may be forced to park under a lifted truck if the parking garage is packed.

4. Colt Ford will be granted entry before you. 
Concession stands will resemble Old Mother Hubbard's cupboard.

3. Are you male? Do you have a tattoo of a deer visible when you wear a sleeveless shirt?
Are your jeans overly tight? Is getting your GED a life goal?
If you answered yes to at least 3 of these, you just became the opening act.

2. Unless you're in the front row, you can't see Justin Moore on stage.



1. Old shiny skinned white guys acting like they're teenagers.



-by Jeremy Harris

Aug 5, 2013

I am a Pop-Country Song



I am a Pop-Country Song
©2013 FTM Satires

I have three dads and one mother
Who over some cold beer discovered
They all loved money very much
Hearts raced and their cheeks flushed
As they copulated with each other
(and here I am)

I am a pop-country song
When life's got you down
You can just turn me on
Cause, I know no sadness
And there's nothing wrong
With upbeat, uptempo
And a beat that's strong
2 inches deep and 3 minutes long
I am a pop-country song

I'm trucks and I'm sunny beaches
Underage sex and wise old preachers
Barely there twang and pumped up drums
A tasty pill to keep you numb
Sung by tough guys and Georgia peaches
(Crank it up)

I am a pop-country song
When life gets too real
You can just turn me on
Cause, I'm just a party
For your pasture or lawn
I'm upbeat, uptempo
With a beat that's strong
2 inches deep and 3 minutes long
I am a pop-country song

Bridge
In 6 months I'll be forgotten
But what'd you expect? I'm not art
Maybe I'll have resurrection
With a remix for the pop charts

I am a pop-country song
When life's got you down
You can just turn me on
Cause, I know no sadness
And there's nothing wrong
With upbeat, uptempo
And a beat that's strong
2 inches deep and 3 minutes long
I am a pop-country song

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