Showing posts with label Jana Kramer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jana Kramer. Show all posts
Jun 2, 2023
Jan 28, 2022
Mar 31, 2016
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 7: Jason Isbell, Chase Rice, Jana Kramer, etc.
Wrestlemania 32 is this Sunday, so of course we're having an edition of stupid gifs this week.
When a coworker asks if you know anybody
who'd want their extra Chase Rice ticket
When somebody passes you "whiskey"
that turns out to be Fireball
When somebody asks how many studio albums
Jason Isbell has released
When Jana Kramer's mom hears how bad her new song is
When the Stapleton pre-sale code hits your inbox
When Tyler Hubbard practices his only talent
When your buddies think it'd be fun
to go see Colt Ford just for laughs
Mar 24, 2015
Sep 10, 2013
Little Known Facts: September '13
Whitey Morgan's beard is two years older than Whitey.
Jake Owen's severed finger tip recently sold on eBay for $7.
Tyler Farr had to leave his hometown of Garden City, Missouri over
fear of being Baker-acted by local mental health officials.
When asked what his biggest accomplishment since moving to Nashville was,
Justin Moore replied "Using the big boy potty."
When he returns home covered in glitter, Luke Bryan's wife wishes he had been at a gentlemen's club.
No buffalos were harmed during the recording of Buffalo Gospel's album
We Can Be Horses but three bison were castrated.
Devil John Moonshine recently selected Shooter Jennings as their spokesperson
because Davis Daniel was too busy with his music career.
The Snuffleupagus costume was recently stolen from the set of Sesame Street
forcing Colt Ford to play the part of Snuffy for three episodes.
When asked about the lasting effects of her ended relationship with
Brantley Gilbert, Jana Kramer said, "Its nothing a little cream won't clear up."
A high amount of sun exposure is harmful to your body and can alter brain function.
Example 1: Kenny Chesney.
Farcethemusic.com creator Trailer started the site after
visiting tasteofcountry.com and realizing he couldn't do worse.
Jackson Taylor's band The Sinners are all former members of 98 Degrees.
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By Jeremy Harris
Jul 5, 2013
Five Years of FTM - 5 Top 5's
Today, Farce the Music turns 5 years old. Thanks for sticking around and giving me the inspiration and reason to keep fighting the fight and hatin' the hate-worthy. Also, a big thanks goes out to Jeremy Harris, Kelcy Salisbury, Matthew Martin and others who have contributed to FTM in recent years/months!
As a small celebration, here are 5 new Top 5 lists... 2 serious, 3 seriously stupid.
Top 5 Most Common Injuries Suffered by Fla-Ga Line Fans
5. Sprained ankle from tripping on wallet chains
4. Cuts and abrasions from trying to scrape off misspelled tattoo
3. Broken fingers from punching radio when real country song comes on
2. Sliced fingers from broken (store bought) moonshine jars
1. Tetanus from doing the nasty in a rusty truck bed
Trailer's Top 5 Favorite Albums of All Time
5. The Rolling Stones - Exile on Main St.
4. Willie Nelson - Red Headed Stranger
3. Johnny Cash - At San Quentin
2. Son Volt - Trace
1. Guns n' Roses - Appetite for Destruction
Top 5 Potential Gilbert/Kramer Wedding Themes
5. Brass knux and butterflies
4. Ed Hardy
3. Pre-Antebellum vintage
2. Camo and Chrysanthemums
1. Trailer chic
Top 5 Best Songs of 2013 So Far
5. Son Volt - Angel of the Blues
3. John Moreland - Blacklist
1. Jason Isbell - Elephant
Top 5 Things Joe Diffie is Doing to Fit in
With Hick-Hop Culture
5. Sagging his Sansabelt jeans
4. Throwing "dawg" and "bruh" into everyday conversations
3. Putting a chrome brushguard and a roll bar on his 1975 Ford F100
2. Going heavy on the Acqua di Gio
1. Mixing his Ensure with Grey Goose
May 6, 2013
In The Year 2030 #9
Florida-Georgia Line reunion plans go awry when Autotuner
won't agree to the financial terms of the new contract
Taylor Swift has a "Cougar" ankle tattoo and still dates 20-something celebrities
Garth Brooks' Branson Rodeo shuts down for three months after
Brooks breaks a hip dismounting from his "flight" cables
Curb Records sues Tim McGraw for the 124th time
Luke Bryan's skin tight jeans are now worn pulled up over his belly button
Brantley Gilbert and Jana Kramer celebrate their 17th year of marriage.
Haha, just kidding... Brantley files for divorce from his sixth wife, stripper Lucy Andrews.
Hunter Hayes, still unable to grow a full beard, named CMA Artist of the Decade
Chris Brown's third country album, Sometimes Love Hits You Like That, certified double platinum
Charlie Worsham arrested in Las Vegas for solicitation of a prostitute,
threatening an officer, and possession of 12 grams of crack cocaine
Colt Ford gets sick and tired of people in the bar yelling out requests.
Unfortunately, he's the bartender and must fulfill their orders or lose his job
Apr 11, 2013
Mar 19, 2013
Little Known Facts: March '13
The Brantley Gilbert fan club accepts Visa, MasterCard, PayPal and food stamps as forms of payment for membership dues.
Taylor Swift is a ghost-writer on all of Kacey Musgraves' songs.
Dwight Yoakam was mentoring Luke Bryan's career at first, but Luke quit listening after the discussion on jeans.
The United States Department of Defense downloads all important documents into Zac Brown's brain.
Zac Brown's beanies are all lined with aluminum foil to prevent theft of these documents.
Ryan Adams fall album will consist entirely of heavy metal Mandy Moore covers.
Every time you hear a truck song, a douchebag angel gets their wallet chain.
The over/under for Jana Kramer having to file a restraining order is 4.5 months.
Elizabeth Cook could kick your favorite female singer's ass.
Hunter Hayes could not.
Gary Levox could, if rights to a box of Little Debbies was on the line.
Steve Earle is not a Marxist. He finds Marx to be a little too moderate.
Mel Gibson's favorite band is Mumford and Sons.
If George Strait's current 60 for 60 campaign fails, he plans to bite the head off a live bat at the next concert.
Jan 21, 2013
Congrats, You Crazy Kids!
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/jana-kramer-brantley-gilbert-engaged-article-1.1244334
Dec 27, 2012
Nov 28, 2012
Oct 9, 2012
Sep 5, 2012
FTM or TMZ? Who's Brantley Dating?!?
A little birdy told me that the lovely Jana Kramer is dating the goat-faced Brantley Gilbert.
Hey, didn't they make a movie about that already?
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