Mar 19, 2013

Little Known Facts: March '13

The Brantley Gilbert fan club accepts Visa, MasterCard, PayPal and food stamps as forms of payment for membership dues.

Taylor Swift is a ghost-writer on all of Kacey Musgraves' songs.

Dwight Yoakam was mentoring Luke Bryan's career at first, but Luke quit listening after the discussion on jeans.

The United States Department of Defense downloads all important documents into Zac Brown's brain.

Zac Brown's beanies are all lined with aluminum foil to prevent theft of these documents.

Ryan Adams fall album will consist entirely of heavy metal Mandy Moore covers.

Every time you hear a truck song, a douchebag angel gets their wallet chain.

The over/under for Jana Kramer having to file a restraining order is 4.5 months.

Elizabeth Cook could kick your favorite female singer's ass.

Hunter Hayes could not.

Gary Levox could, if rights to a box of Little Debbies was on the line.

Steve Earle is not a Marxist. He finds Marx to be a little too moderate.

Mel Gibson's favorite band is Mumford and Sons.

If George Strait's current 60 for 60 campaign fails, he plans to bite the head off a live bat at the next concert.

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