Showing posts with label Clay Walker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clay Walker. Show all posts

Jan 25, 2019

Happy Gilmore Country Reaction Gifs

When an old man says the country music of his day was boring and today's is fun and catchy

When your friend who likes Dustin Lynch asks you for a beer

What mainstream country execs think of all of us who complain about the crap they release

Still more country than Mitchell Tenpenny

♫ ♬ Daddy's hands... were hard as steel when I'd done wrong ♫ ♬

When somebody at the game insults your Willie Nelson t-shirt

Are you more a fan of Restless Heart or Exile?

When you hear Clay Walker's new album

Jul 7, 2010

She Won't Be Homely Long (Parody Lyric)

She Won't Be Homely Long
(Parody of Clay Walker's "She Won't Be Lonely Long")

Somethin bout the way I'm drinkin' this Pabst a little faster
Covers up her flaws and wrinkles, like some magic plaster
Somethin bout the way she’s droolin' and ain't got no bra on
If she’s homely now she won’t be homely long

Heaven help me when I sober up
But it's too late, so barkeep fill my cup
My blood alcohol level says she won't leave here alone
If she’s homely now, she won’t be homely long

Somethin bout the way her tush is shrinking by the beer
Lets me know my sight is cloudin' while my intentions clear
Right now she looks like a Rottweiler just gnawing on a bone
If she’s homely now, she won’t be homely long

Heaven help me come the morning sun
But I won't regret it till this thing is done
My slurrin' and my flirtin' says I won't leave here alone
If she’s homely now, she won’t be homely long

If I had a woman like that
Man I’d blind myself
Oh, but tonight
I'm under her spell
I'm so glad that all my friends have headed home
So no one will ever know

Heaven help me when I sober up
But it's too late, so barkeep fill my cup
My blood alcohol level says she won't leave here alone
If she’s homely now, she won’t be homely long
If she’s homely now, she won’t be homely long

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