When she has a Dolly tattoo and Turnpike's discography on vinyl
If you think Tim McGraw is classic country, you're...
When you'd rather be fighting zombies than on a date with a Kane Brown fan
Pretending to care that a coworker couldn't get Morgan Wallen tickets
When Colin asks your opinion of any Walker Hayes song
When you sit around listening to John Fullbright and Patsy Cline
"Hey, I thought I hated country music, but no, I just hate mainstream country music!"
When you realize you're covering a Dan + Shay song
When "Cocaine Country Dancing" comes up in the shuffle