Showing posts with label Zac Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zac Brown. Show all posts
Mar 27, 2023
More More Monday Memes: Morgan Wallen, Kidd G, Zac Brown
Sep 11, 2020
Zac Brown Band's "Whatever It Is" Chosen for STD Awareness Campaign
by Trailer - Originally Posted on Country California May 26, 2009
The Zac Brown Band's recent smash "Whatever It Is" will be featured in an upcoming STD awareness ad campaign, reports the group's manager Turk Peeny.
"We all got a good laugh out of it when they first called," said Peeny, referring to the nonprofit group Gone-orrhea's initial request. "I mean, 'she's got whatever it is', yeah, it works both ways... but this is a love song and the band didn't want it to be associated with STDs."
When Gone-orrhea came calling a second time, though, Brown realized that the opportunity was one that his group, currently touring in support of their platinum disc The Foundation, could not afford to pass up. Long story short, Zac and bandmates agreed to license the song and retool its female-appreciative lyrics into something more on point. Only the chorus of the revised version is used in the ad spot, as the verses were deemed a little too sexual for prime time.
The commercial depicts a young couple considering amorous relations before ultimately deciding upon the girl getting her genital inflammation checked out by a gynecologist as Zac sings "She's got whatever it is, getting tested today." As the spot fades, the line "gotta take that Cipro pill, cause baby I love you" accompanies the couple dancing in the rain.
When asked if they'd be performing this version of the song during their popular live shows, Mr. Brown said it would depend on how much cold beer he had on a Friday night.
At press time, Gone-orrhea was in talks with Rodney Atkins about repurposing the song "It's America" as "It's Chlamydia."
Labels:
Fake News,
Fake News Classics,
Satire,
Zac Brown,
Zac Brown Band
Jun 8, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: Tim McGraw, Kane Brown, Zac Brown
Labels:
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Scooby Doo,
Thomas Rhett,
Tim McGraw,
Zac Brown,
Zac Brown Band
Jun 4, 2020
A Couple of Wholesome-ish Memes
Labels:
Charley Pride,
memes,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings,
Zac Brown
May 7, 2020
Schitt's Creek Country Reaction Gifs
When Zac Brown raps
When the Kane Brown salesman knocks
♫ ♬ the Gatlin boys came calling
They took turns at Becky an' there was three of them ♫ ♬
They took turns at Becky an' there was three of them ♫ ♬
Dressed up for a concert that isn't even scheduled
Luke Bryan sucks
When you see a Sam Hunt ad in the country magazine
When a Florida-Georgia Line fan wants to talk to you
How to know when a new folk album is ready for release
Dec 18, 2019
Dec 10, 2019
A Message for Zac From the Other Side
Labels:
Ghost,
gifs,
memes,
Patrick Swayze,
Satire,
Swayze,
Whoopi Goldberg,
Zac Brown
Nov 12, 2019
Zac Brown Thinks We're Stupid
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
The Office,
Zac Brown
Nov 11, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Merle, Kane Brown, Zac Brown
Labels:
Kane Brown,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Satire,
Zac Brown,
Zac Brown Band
Oct 31, 2019
Scream Country Reaction Gifs
When the insurance company puts you on hold and their hold music is Thomas Rhett
"But the female country singers just aren't making songs as good as the men do"
"Carrie, why did you key my truck, bust out my headlights, and flatten my tires?"
When you're about to walk into the Halloween party but you can hear Kane Brown music playing inside
Sturgill and Tyler are going on an arena tour in 2020!
♫ ♬ Here you come again
Just when I've begun to get myself together ♫ ♬
"But why can't I sing about clubbing in a southern drawl over an EDM beat and call it country?"
Her: (whispers) Morgan Wallen's version is better than Isbell's
Me:
We shoulda known something was up with Zac Brown when he changed some lyrics of Isbell's "Dress Blues"
Oct 30, 2019
Country Halloween Costumes
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Halloween,
Knoxville Girl,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire,
Zac Brown
Oct 25, 2019
Country Singer Craft Beers
*yeah some of them are "country" singers
Mitchell Tenpenny’s White Bruh Hard Seltzer
Not beer, but sold in the beer section.
Not beer, but sold in the beer section.
Old Dominion Sweaty Sour
Hints of body odor, vending machine cologne, and green apple Lifesaver.
Hints of body odor, vending machine cologne, and green apple Lifesaver.
Creeps up on you.
Shooter Jennings’ Low Life Lager
Pretty damn good, but only comes in pony bottles.
Sturgill Simpson Altered Beast
Tastes like a different style of beer every time you take a sip.
Tastes like a different style of beer every time you take a sip.
Zac Brown’s Angry EDM Ale
“Every time I get a new swig, I gotta get a new swig.”
So bitter and poorly made, Zac’s the only one who likes it.
Dan + Shay’s
Minus
Non-Alcoholic Beer
Way too sweet and beer without alcohol isn’t beer.
Oct 22, 2019
Oct 17, 2019
Evil Dead Country Reaction Gifs
When somebody says country music is the music of the country of America
Kip Moore fans be like...
When you're holding an axe and somebody asks if you want to hear some Kane Brown music and you have to keep your psychotic urges in check for a moment.
New Cody Jinks last week. New Cody Jinks this week.
"You shouldn't talk about Brantley Gilbert like that. Everybody liked his MNF performance."
When somebody plays new Zac Brown music
Make your own caption. This one had to be included.
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