Showing posts with label Thanksgiving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thanksgiving. Show all posts

Nov 22, 2017

Planes, Trains & Automobiles: Country Reaction Gifs

Every time I see the country top 40 charts


Having a conversation with a typical Brantley Gilbert fan like...


If you think Luke Bryan is ever going "back to his roots"


Runnin' from the cold up in New England


If you want Farce the Music to stop saying such mean
things about your favorite singer...


When Jerry Lee comes on


When the driver gets to DJ, 
and he puts it on The Highway Sirius XM


It's almost this awkward when you catch yourself 
liking a FGL song...

Nov 21, 2017

Top 10 Things Kane Brown Fans are Thankful For This Year


Top 10 Things Kane Brown Fans
are Thankful For This Year
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10. That you don't have to pass an IQ test to get a driver's license

9. Nobody will notice if you're drunk at Thanksgiving dinner 
because they'll all be stoned

8. Febreze

7. That God watches over drunks and fools

6. Cousins who don't kiss and tell

5. Finally told off that petty bitch on YouTube who was saying 
Kane ain't country and she shut the hell up… wait, she's back

4. The space heater fire only took out a few of the cats

3. That opioid jokes aren't appropriate anymore, 
so Farce the Music won't put one right here

2. Uncle Papaw won $8000 on the scratch-off, so it's gonna be a good Christmas

1. That you get to come to the sophomore parties when you're 20, 
as long as you're still a sophomore

Nov 24, 2015

What Are Country Stars Thankful For This Year?


Luke Bryan
That, even nearing 40, he and his wife still wear the same size


FGL
Pitch correction software


Bucky Covington
That he isn't famous enough for FTM to make fun of him anymore


Old Dominion
That a beard makes almost any man slightly more attractive


Kane Brown
That hype and Twitter followers are more important than substance and skill in 2015


Brantley Gilbert
Protein powder


Chris Stapleton
Being too freaking talented to be ignored


Mikel Knight
That no one gives enough of a shit about his pathetic ass to actually 
investigate the myriad of claims against him


Jason Aldean
That no one expects any better of him than wearing blackface on Halloween


Miranda Lambert
That she lost 200 annoying pounds

Nov 26, 2013

Top Ten Things Luke Bryan is Thankful for this Thanksgiving



10. That he got back into his size 2 jeans from 2011

09. That Dallas Davidson has his finger on the pulse of idiot culture

08. That hardly anybody has caught on to how creepy it is
for a 37 year old man to be singing about college chicks

07. That he had children before the jeans made that medically impossible

06. That country in 2013 is more Miley than Dolly


05. That fame makes dance moves look 93% cooler (to fans) than they actually are

04. America's education system churning out more and more Luke Bryan fans

03. That you can buy tooth whitening trays in bulk

02. Gold Bond Medicated Powder

01. That he only has to listen to his own crappy songs 3 or 4 nights a week

Nov 22, 2012

I'm thankful for Chris Knight

Most of us US folks are back home with family, food and football today, giving thanks for all our many blessings. Here, Chris Knight reminds us of the comforts of simple pleasures and the welcoming warmth of home. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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