Happy Thanksgiving!

That'll Do the Trick

Monday Morning Memes: Jason Aldean, Jelly Roll, Bailey Zimmerman

 

Top 10 Things Kid Rock Fans are Thankful For This Year

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10. That the Kid Rock tour is coming to town next year, since they legally can’t leave town

9. Last kid aging out of child support payments this year

8. That they don’t have to keep their fetish of calling people “re***d” and “fa***t” on Twitter a secret anymore

7. Blue Chew

6. That Whiskey Riff will continue to give them hard-hitting news about Bob Ritchie, along with all the latest national park animal attacks, Kelce brothers rage-bait, and generic merch.

5. Their favorite beer Bud Light okay to drink again since Kid Rock does it

4. Found a new untapped source of copper wire nearby

3. That the majority of Americans voted the way that they would have if they were legally allowed to vote

2. Steel Reserve’s new flavor: Cherry Slushie

1. Midget mud wrasslin’ coming to town the night after Thanksgiving

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A Couple of Thanksgiving Country Memes

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles Country Reaction Gifs 3

 Someday someone will make another good Thanksgiving movie, right?

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Mom, why can't I wear my Dan + Shay t-shirt to school?

Cop: So you say it's a Whiskey Myers song's fault you were driving over the speed limit?

Before I hit play on a Lori McKenna song

I knew I shouldn't have played 49 Winchester when you handed me the aux cord

Still better than going to a Walker Hayes concert

The lyrics to a Hellbound Glory song, probably

Luke Combs, amazed he can keep putting out the same songs over and over and still get richer

When the bartender won't turn off the Luke Bryan

Top 10 Things Dan + Shay Fans are Thankful For This Year

10. That Babs didn’t use too much seasoning on the boiled chicken at the supper party last night

9. That Dan + Shay didn’t play the CMA’s so they didn’t have to accidentally hear any twang, fiddles, or steel guitars this year

8. That vodka is the same color as water

7. That their neighbors who listened to rap music and grilled on the front porch moved out

6. 20% discounts at the loaded tea place because they forced their son to work there

5. That their name isn’t actually Karen, because that would be too on the nose

4. That both Dan and Shay are happily married; they were concerned they might be gay so they’d have to stop liking them

3. That Jerry got the Christmas bonus early so they can book their 29th Disney vacation for next year

2. That wooden decorative signs with cliches on them are 50% off at Hobby Lobby this week

1. That their husband agreed to stop listening to scary Cody Childers or Waylon Haggard music in the house after the threat of no nookie

Thanksgiving Memories 2022

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

Top 10 Things Morgan Wallen Fans are Thankful for This Year

10. That mainstream country is so bad, Morgan sounds almost like Hank Jr. in comparison

9. That “Let’s Go Morgan” kinda sounds like “Let’s Go Brandon”

8. Thanks to Autofill, you only have to remember how to spell your name once

7. That the mullet trend has outlasted its welcome (they’ve had once since pre-k)

6. That their digestive system has finally healed after that ‘drinking bleach’ incident

5. High inflation makes stolen catalytic converters more valuable

4. The burn scars from dropping a frozen turkey in the fryer last year are finally fading

3. The “Carolina squat” is only banned in the Carolinas

2. That they aren’t famous enough to have their racial slur videos made public

1. McRib is back

Country Thanksgiving Memes: Willie, Kris, Johnny, Guy Clark

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Choose Your Thanksgiving Pie

The Worst Family Thanksgiving Conversation

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Planes, Trains & Automobiles: Country Reaction Gifs

Every time I see the country top 40 charts

Having a conversation with a typical Brantley Gilbert fan like...

If you think Luke Bryan is ever going "back to his roots"

♫Runnin' from the cold up in New England♫

If you want Farce the Music to stop saying such mean

things about your favorite singer...

When Jerry Lee comes on

When the driver gets to DJ, 

and he puts it on The Highway Sirius XM

It's almost this awkward when you catch yourself 

liking a FGL song...

Top 10 Things Kane Brown Fans are Thankful For This Year

Top 10 Things Kane Brown Fans
are Thankful For This Year
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10. That you don't have to pass an IQ test to get a driver's license

9. Nobody will notice if you're drunk at Thanksgiving dinner 

because they'll all be stoned

8. Febreze

7. That God watches over drunks and fools

6. Cousins who don't kiss and tell

5. Finally told off that petty bitch on YouTube who was saying 

Kane ain't country and she shut the hell up… wait, she's back

4. The space heater fire only took out a few of the cats

3. That opioid jokes aren't appropriate anymore, 

so Farce the Music won't put one right here

2. Uncle Papaw won $8000 on the scratch-off, so it's gonna be a good Christmas

1. That you get to come to the sophomore parties when you're 20, 

as long as you're still a sophomore

Happy Thanksgiving!