Planes, Trains, & Automobiles Country Reaction Gifs 3

 Someday someone will make another good Thanksgiving movie, right?

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Mom, why can't I wear my Dan + Shay t-shirt to school?

Cop: So you say it's a Whiskey Myers song's fault you were driving over the speed limit?

Before I hit play on a Lori McKenna song

I knew I shouldn't have played 49 Winchester when you handed me the aux cord

Still better than going to a Walker Hayes concert

The lyrics to a Hellbound Glory song, probably

Luke Combs, amazed he can keep putting out the same songs over and over and still get richer

When the bartender won't turn off the Luke Bryan

Top 10 Things Dan + Shay Fans are Thankful For This Year

10. That Babs didn’t use too much seasoning on the boiled chicken at the supper party last night

9. That Dan + Shay didn’t play the CMA’s so they didn’t have to accidentally hear any twang, fiddles, or steel guitars this year

8. That vodka is the same color as water

7. That their neighbors who listened to rap music and grilled on the front porch moved out

6. 20% discounts at the loaded tea place because they forced their son to work there

5. That their name isn’t actually Karen, because that would be too on the nose

4. That both Dan and Shay are happily married; they were concerned they might be gay so they’d have to stop liking them

3. That Jerry got the Christmas bonus early so they can book their 29th Disney vacation for next year

2. That wooden decorative signs with cliches on them are 50% off at Hobby Lobby this week

1. That their husband agreed to stop listening to scary Cody Childers or Waylon Haggard music in the house after the threat of no nookie

Thanksgiving Memories 2022

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

Top 10 Things Morgan Wallen Fans are Thankful for This Year

10. That mainstream country is so bad, Morgan sounds almost like Hank Jr. in comparison

9. That “Let’s Go Morgan” kinda sounds like “Let’s Go Brandon”

8. Thanks to Autofill, you only have to remember how to spell your name once

7. That the mullet trend has outlasted its welcome (they’ve had once since pre-k)

6. That their digestive system has finally healed after that ‘drinking bleach’ incident

5. High inflation makes stolen catalytic converters more valuable

4. The burn scars from dropping a frozen turkey in the fryer last year are finally fading

3. The “Carolina squat” is only banned in the Carolinas

2. That they aren’t famous enough to have their racial slur videos made public

1. McRib is back

Country Thanksgiving Memes: Willie, Kris, Johnny, Guy Clark

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Choose Your Thanksgiving Pie

The Worst Family Thanksgiving Conversation

Happy Thanksgiving!

Planes, Trains & Automobiles: Country Reaction Gifs

Every time I see the country top 40 charts

Having a conversation with a typical Brantley Gilbert fan like...

If you think Luke Bryan is ever going "back to his roots"

♫Runnin' from the cold up in New England♫

If you want Farce the Music to stop saying such mean

things about your favorite singer...

When Jerry Lee comes on

When the driver gets to DJ, 

and he puts it on The Highway Sirius XM

It's almost this awkward when you catch yourself 

liking a FGL song...

Top 10 Things Kane Brown Fans are Thankful For This Year

Top 10 Things Kane Brown Fans
are Thankful For This Year
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10. That you don't have to pass an IQ test to get a driver's license

9. Nobody will notice if you're drunk at Thanksgiving dinner 

because they'll all be stoned

8. Febreze

7. That God watches over drunks and fools

6. Cousins who don't kiss and tell

5. Finally told off that petty bitch on YouTube who was saying 

Kane ain't country and she shut the hell up… wait, she's back

4. The space heater fire only took out a few of the cats

3. That opioid jokes aren't appropriate anymore, 

so Farce the Music won't put one right here

2. Uncle Papaw won $8000 on the scratch-off, so it's gonna be a good Christmas

1. That you get to come to the sophomore parties when you're 20, 

as long as you're still a sophomore

Happy Thanksgiving!

The Crud Report: Nov. '16

What Are Country Stars Thankful For This Year?

Luke Bryan

That, even nearing 40, he and his wife still wear the same size

FGL

Pitch correction software

Bucky Covington

That he isn't famous enough for FTM to make fun of him anymore

Old Dominion

That a beard makes almost any man slightly more attractive

Kane Brown

That hype and Twitter followers are more important than substance and skill in 2015

Brantley Gilbert

Protein powder

Chris Stapleton

Being too freaking talented to be ignored

Mikel Knight

That no one gives enough of a shit about his pathetic ass to actually 

investigate the myriad of claims against him

Jason Aldean

That no one expects any better of him than wearing blackface on Halloween

Miranda Lambert

That she lost 200 annoying pounds

Monday Morning Memes: Thanksgiving Edition

Thanksgiving Country eCards

Top Ten Things Luke Bryan is Thankful for this Thanksgiving

10. That he got back into his size 2 jeans from 2011

09. That Dallas Davidson has his finger on the pulse of idiot culture

08. That hardly anybody has caught on to how creepy it is

for a 37 year old man to be singing about college chicks

07. That he had children before the jeans made that medically impossible

06. That country in 2013 is more Miley than Dolly

05. That fame makes dance moves look 93% cooler (to fans) than they actually are

04. America's education system churning out more and more Luke Bryan fans

03. That you can buy tooth whitening trays in bulk

02. Gold Bond Medicated Powder

01. That he only has to listen to his own crappy songs 3 or 4 nights a week

I'm thankful for Chris Knight

Most of us US folks are back home with family, food and football today, giving thanks for all our many blessings. Here, Chris Knight reminds us of the comforts of simple pleasures and the welcoming warmth of home. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!