Showing posts with label Kane Brown fans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kane Brown fans. Show all posts

Mar 1, 2019

Top 10 Signs You Might Be a Kane Brown Fan


10. You're loudly yelling at your ex-husband on the phone outside a tanning salon

9. You're only getting the Aryan nation prison tattoo lasered off now that your son's dating a black woman

8. Your truck cost more than you and your neighbor's trailers put together

7. You're sporting a Kane Brown t-shirt …and an ankle bracelet

6. You got a DUI on the way to church

5. You recently asked your friend about hosting an essential oils party at her house because your apartment is being fumigated right now

4. You have said: "I'm not racist, I listen to Kane Brown!"

3. People can see a dolphin tattoo on your butt cheek because your pajama pants are sliding down in the express lane at Walmart where you have 27 items

2. You talk about country music evolving, but dropped out of school before biological evolution was taught

1. All your Facebook posts are either "if you come at my family, you come at me" or Kane Brown videos

Mar 28, 2018

Top 10 Things Kane Brown Fans Say to Police Officers


10. No sir, this is a chemistry set I bought off Ebay. 

9. Yeah, I know they're out. They're called break lights so I broke them.

8. I'm just taking care of these pills till grandaddy gets out of the hospital.

7. I'm the one who called. This man on Twitter doesn't like Kane Brown, so he's racist and that's a hate crime.

6. I'll give you a handy for $10. Oh shit, you're a cop.

5. Yes officer, this lady just stole my heroin.

4. Just because I picked this young man up from basketball practice don't mean he's underage.

3. Aunt Grandma put this crack in my backpack, not me. 

2. But the teacher said we could bring drinks in study hall. It's just beer.

1. It's not illegal for her to be 15 if we're married

Nov 21, 2017

Top 10 Things Kane Brown Fans are Thankful For This Year

Top 10 Things Kane Brown Fans
are Thankful For This Year
10. That you don't have to pass an IQ test to get a driver's license

9. Nobody will notice if you're drunk at Thanksgiving dinner 
because they'll all be stoned

8. Febreze

7. That God watches over drunks and fools

6. Cousins who don't kiss and tell

5. Finally told off that petty bitch on YouTube who was saying 
Kane ain't country and she shut the hell up… wait, she's back

4. The space heater fire only took out a few of the cats

3. That opioid jokes aren't appropriate anymore, 
so Farce the Music won't put one right here

2. Uncle Papaw won $8000 on the scratch-off, so it's gonna be a good Christmas

1. That you get to come to the sophomore parties when you're 20, 
as long as you're still a sophomore


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