Showing posts with label Old Crow Medicine Show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Old Crow Medicine Show. Show all posts

May 6, 2021

Deliverance Country Reaction Gifs

*1 violent scene but not the one you think*

Radio station exec meeting with a new female country singer

When he says "listen to my Kane Brown record collection or die" and you have to consider it

I'm drowning in a whiskey river

Anyway, here's "Wonderwall"

So rock me mama like a wagon wheel

Ned is country radio. The hillbillies are bro-country.
(you know what's next)

Follow your arrow wherever it leads


Dec 27, 2018

Farce the Music's Top Songs of 2018 (#11-30)


These songs were selected by me, Trailer, and are in no particular order. 1-10 tomorrow.
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Buffalo Gospel – When Lonesome Comes Calling

Leon III – Alberta

Kari Arnett – One More Chance

Whitey Morgan and the 78's – What Am I Supposed to Do










Mike and the Moonpies – Beaches of Biloxi

Brent Cobb – King of Alabama








Pusha T – If You Know You Know (explicit)

Kelly Willis – Back Being Blue






Amanda Shires – White Feather

Hawks and Doves – Chasing the Sky

Vince Staples – FUN! (explicit)


Aug 10, 2018

Americana Festival Smells Like Wet Dog

Some attendees of the Pale Skies Americana Festival in Whitesburg, TN have complained of a strong odor in the air. There are no reports of any sort of leaks in the area, and the EPA has given an all-clear on the air quality, yet the foulness persists. 

The smell has been described as that of a wet dog, or hot dog water. Most festival goers seem oblivious to it, but 10-20 attendees and several vendors have sought attention in the medical tent for respiratory issues. 

Jalen Johnson of Nashville described the smell as "mayonnaise mixed with moldy oatmeal." "I'm pretty used to it - I go to Belmont and it smells like that all the time." said Johnson, "Only thing I don't like here is the food choices - it's all unseasoned chicken and mashed potatoes and Greek yogurt. What is that?" 

As Old Crow Medicine Show began their set on Thursday evening, several people were overcome by the fumes. Amidst a throng of Birkenstock clad fans clapping on 1s and 3s, one young woman passed out into a pile of Starbucks cups. Another man said he had to get oxygen after the combination of the smell of bologna and the constant chanting of "Wagon Wheel!" got him extremely light-headed.

Alecia Sykes of Knoxville had to go lay in her car when a cloud of vape smoke and the overwhelming reek of old cheese and tomato gravy left her with a raging migraine. "It sucks because I was having a great time with Kayleeigh, Baylyy, Lynnseigh, and Chad."


Nov 22, 2017

Planes, Trains & Automobiles: Country Reaction Gifs

Every time I see the country top 40 charts


Having a conversation with a typical Brantley Gilbert fan like...


If you think Luke Bryan is ever going "back to his roots"


Runnin' from the cold up in New England


If you want Farce the Music to stop saying such mean
things about your favorite singer...


When Jerry Lee comes on


When the driver gets to DJ, 
and he puts it on The Highway Sirius XM


It's almost this awkward when you catch yourself 
liking a FGL song...

Apr 17, 2017

Florida-Georgia Line to Release New Version of "Wagon Wheel"


Already on top of the world with their huge summer tour announcement and their smash hit "God, Your Mama, and Me" with the Backstreet Boys riding high on the charts, Florida-Georgia Line Friday announced the "FGLuxe Edition" of their album Dig Your Roots. The expanded album, due in early June, will include a live cut of "Cruise" featuring Nelly, 2 new songs, and most notably, a reworked version of the modern country standard "Wagon Wheel."

The song, written by Bob Dylan and Ketch Secor of Old Crow Medicine Show, and popularized on country radio by Darius Rucker, will get a bit of an update this time around.

"We love that song!" said Brian Kelley, "We've always wanted to do a version of it that expressed who we are though." "So we just did it!" laughed partner Tyler Hubbard.

The "rebooted" "Wagon Wheel" will incorporate Florida-Georgia Line's signature amped up country sound with the song's original format and melody. And… probably quite controversially, it will feature all new lyrics, more suited for the younger, more party-minded fans of the duo.

"We rewrote it entirely," said Hubbard. "I mean it's still the same song, but it's different!" "Bro, we don't relate to hitchhiking and playing banjos… but we do relate to having a good time!" explained Kelley.

Much to the chagrin of country purists, the new version will include references to pickup trucks, hot girls, and cold beer, the traditional touchstones of the supposed "bro country" genre. FGL says they know it will ruffle some feathers, but that if you don't have "haters," you're doing something wrong.

When asked what Dylan thought of the new version, Hubbard told us "He just won the Nobel Peace Prize, you know he's cool with it!"

A sampling of the new lyrics follows:

The dirty south, yeah that's where to find
Me chillin' on the Florida-Georgia Line
Down a gravel road in a circle of KC lights
The party don't stop till the morning hours
Baby got a booty and a crown of flowers
And I'm hopin' I get lucky, with my country girl tonight

Rock me baby like a wagon wheel
Drop it down low if that's what you feel
Hey baby rock me
Rock me baby like some single grain
Got me drunk on how you move that thang
Hey baby rock me


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Dig Your Roots: FGLuxe Edition will be released June 9th.


*fake news*

Jun 3, 2016

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 11: Isbell, OCMS, Luke Bryan, etc.

When your friend says he heard Sturgill Simpson before you



 If you're going to a Luke Bryan concert....



When your grandfather discovers Old Crow Medicine Show



 "Hey, some dude on the corner is 
giving away his Isbell tickets!"



 When you politely listen to your coworker 
discuss last night's Brantley Gilbert concert



 What you won't say about Florida-Georgia Line's next album



Listing off why Sam Hunt sucks like...


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