Nov 19, 2023
Oct 5, 2023
When you notice there's a Sam Hunt show in your town soon
When you're pissed off that your Transformer isn't a squatted pickup truck
♫ Go rest high on that mountain ♫
The proper response to hearing "Drunk on a Plane" in 2023
Every bro-country song be like...
If your girlfriend wanted you to cut off your mullet right after Morgan Wallen cut his
If you claim you can make it through a Walker Hayes album
Zach Bryan fans when he drops some more sad high school boy poetry
|*This is from Go-Bots, but I don't care*
Major label to newly signed Americana dude:
"Can you add a bridge to this song?"
When I see Aldean and Maren Morris fans going at it
Charles Wesley Godwin fans when he drops some more sad Appalachian man poetry
Aug 19, 2023
Oct 4, 2022
RIP Loretta. Thank you for the music, and the attitude, and the strength.
Aug 22, 2022
Jul 27, 2022
Apr 10, 2022
Oct 20, 2021
Oct 3, 2021
Sep 16, 2021
Nov 11, 2020
Sep 3, 2020
*foul language warning obviously*
If I see Thomas Rhett, Luke Bryan, and FGL all together on the street
When you see that the best mainstream country song of the year, Caylee Hammack's "Small Town Hypocrite" bombed on the charts
The opposite of Vince Gill
Describe Keith Urban's last album
Did you hear about Kane Brown getting lost on his own land?
When your friends says "You're right, mainstream country is awful - give me Tyler Childers and Courtney Patton instead."
If 'that' is a boyfriend country song with snap beats:
When someone says they like Kelsea Ballerini better than Kelsey Waldon
and finally, to mainstream country radio...
Mar 19, 2020
When you find out Vince Gill’s “I Still Believe in You” was one big damn lie
I don’t give a shit if you like pop-country, you’re going with me to see Tyler Childers when this is all over.
When you get down the fiddle and you get down the bow
Is it okay to be hatin’ during a national emergency?
Being nice during this crisis is boring. Wanna make fun of Luke Bryan and FGL?
When you’re stuck in line 10 deep at Kroger and they’re playing Luke Bryan and FGL
What do you think of Dustin Lynch?
Chris Young concerts when he decided to become a headliner