~ Trailer, with big help from Rich O’Toole
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12. When he covers “Screw You, We’re From Texas,” he just lets the crowd sing the word ‘Texas'
11. Thinks you’re talking about Lebron James when you mention the king
10. Actually enjoys Lone Star Beer
9. Dad owns a financial firm in Little Rock
8. Makes up a lie that it’s how they did it in (makes up Texas small town) when somebody calls them out for putting beans in chili
7. Follows Rich O’Toole on Twitter
6. Just nods along when band talks about kolaches because he thinks that’s a wooden dancing shoe that the Swedish wear or some shit
5. Still thinks Pat Green is famous
4. Wears a straw hat in winter
3. Books a Friday show in Houston and a Saturday show in El Paso because “it’s the same state, how far can it be?”
2. Rhymes ‘Bexar’ with Lexar in a song
1. Calls Jerry Jeff Walker …Jerry Jeff Walker
